John Mayer Has Jock Itch
TMZ overheard John Mayer outside Katsuya asking a friend to pick him up some Lotrimin for his brutal, "blotchy" rash.
His body is a wonderland ... of fungus! (Yeah, he's kidding ... we think.)
Reader Comments
(Page 3 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. HE'S JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's pathetic that people believe him. Do you not have any sense of humor??
Posted at 11:37AM on Feb 12th 2008 by tmzsucks
32. Absolutely hysterical! .... LOVE the sense of humor..... HATE the green mankini!
Posted at 8:13PM on Apr 21st 2008 by renee
33. Great Talent!
Posted at 1:20PM on Feb 12th 2008 by a
34. John is so busy in the camera that he can't sign autographs. John
stop dissing your fans u sexy hot douchebag.
Posted at 11:51AM on Feb 12th 2008 by MyTwoCents
35. John, watch what you ask for, you just might get it. ;-)
Posted at 8:51PM on Feb 12th 2008 by WakeUpCall
36. wow, i guess he did hook up with paris after all.......
Posted at 12:04PM on Feb 12th 2008 by SDSU
37. Oh SnarkyGuy,
What an absurd response from someone who uses the screen name SnarkyGuy. You and Kit are just green with jealousy. I enjoy seeing people post first. It is one of life's little pleasures that hurts no one. Get over your self-righteousness, Mr. SnarkyGuy.
Posted at 12:15PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Seriously
38. @ #35 Seriously: just how bored are you, that you "enjoy" seeing people post the word "first"? WTF.
Posted at 12:23PM on Feb 12th 2008 by I agree ppl who post "FIRST!" are lame losers
39. Dear I agree ppl who post "FIRST!" are lame losers,
Not bored at all. Thanks for your concern. Shocking, since you spend so much of your time picking on insignificant "offenses" of other internet users.
Have a great day, if you can with that anal retentativeness you first-post-haters OBVIOUSLY suffer from.
Posted at 12:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Seriously
40. Jessica...yes, that's explains it all....the gift that keeps on giving.....
Maybe he got something from Joe's (simpson's) Crab shack
Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Soccer mom
41. I'm guessing it's something that Jessica Simpson gave him; that in return, keeps giving and giving and giving and giving...
Posted at 12:55PM on Feb 12th 2008 by uc_booker
42. HA HA HA!! I LOVE John's sense of humor! Geeze, can't y'all get his reference to the paps as being a terrible, irritating rash he can't get rid of?! He has such a dry, sneaky sense of humor and doesn't mind throwing in some self-deprecating humor to make it work - the best kind! Some of you need to stop taking yourselves and other people so SERIOUSLY!!
Posted at 1:04PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is
43. Any active person can get crotch rot.
Posted at 1:18PM on Feb 12th 2008 by SuperStarSteve
44. Hilarious as always. This is my dream guy. Cant beleive he porked Jessica Simpson and kept a straight face.
Posted at 1:49PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Angela
45. This man is perfect with a crazy sense of humor. I have to marry him.
Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 12th 2008 by starla
