Getting attention is only a boob away! TMZ spotted a few ladies who wanted the celeb treatment -- but since they weren't talented, they settled for showing some skin.
Nothing says desperate like a nip slip.
SHOCKING UPDATE: Turns out, they're porn stars. Meet (from left to right) Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz and Puma Swede. Anyone surprised? Anyone? Bueller?
16. WHORES WILL BE WHORES. BET THEIR PARENTS ARE REALLY PROUD.
Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by penny
17. They wasted their money, their breasts look awful! They are all jokes!
Posted at 5:05PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Kathy
18. What's with all the bitter comments from women? Speaking for the overwhelming majority of heterosexual men, the view looks fine from here!
Posted at 5:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Windbag
19. That is so very sad...They give women a bad name. No class...No honor and definitely no dignity! What a shame!
Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Cindy
20. SLUTS
Posted at 5:31PM on Feb 12th 2008 by JustMe
21. ugh... can we stop using "porn" and "star" in the same sentance?!
the capacity to fake and swallow on command, and a good (or bad) surgeon do not a star make.
Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by whatev.
22. I hate to say this, but you can go too big with a boob job and this is a perfect example. Those puppies no longer look real -- it's like a beachball or something. Ladies, know when to say "when" and don't that that all man want monster size balloons, we don't. Double Dee is fine with me, I tell ya what.
Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by OoooNooo!
23. I recognize them from brazzzzers, duh.
Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Johnny C.
24. WHO CARES........GIDDY UP.
LOKI
Posted at 5:43PM on Feb 12th 2008 by G
25. lol Johnny C.
Precisely.
Posted at 5:53PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Slappy K.
26. ummm I guess they don't make bras that fit plasic boobs..... porn stars???? you mean STD stars!
Posted at 8:16PM on Feb 15th 2008 by dr
27. Oh, brother! Such empty lives.
Posted at 6:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by jennifer
28. That is so beyond ridiculous! Can you imagine what they're going to look like when they're old ladies? LMAO.
Posted at 7:20PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Cynic
29. Not talented?? Au Contraire. You've never seen their films. Why they could suck...... Never mind.
Posted at 9:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Shawn
30. These are some nasty looking whores (As if you've ever seen any clean whores, ha). The only thing to look at on these girls are their breasts, but they are fake and very unproportional. Very sloppy work
Posted at 10:32PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Beefcakes
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