31. I'm sure he's thinking "no problem, sis- I'll just cover the bail with my next tell-all to the Enquirer...."

Posted at 9:04PM on Feb 12th 2008 by J

32. mabe lindsay lohan should bail him out that would really piss her off

Posted at 9:06PM on Feb 12th 2008 by puppylove

33. I hope he sell a tell all story all over the Tabloids about the family for leaving him in jail. That might make the great grandfather cut them off even more. They are out of the trailer park but the trailer park mentality is still in them.

Posted at 9:24PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Bill

34. she couldnt cuz she is a broke bitch!

Posted at 9:26PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Aveda

35. ...and Paris said, "Why do you have to copy me??" And Barron said because I want to be a star, known for doing nothing, a star. I want to come out with my own sex video with dolphins, make appearance on TV show for doing nothing, make crappy movies, hit all the parties and get my own reality show called "Sex on the Beyotches and with Dolphins". So can you help me sis? Paris says "No lil bro, we can make something out of this. I'll tell TMZ one story and you just follow it." I'll give the money to one of your boys". So lil bro, lets have this story going on for days. I'll contact the Paps. Now we're both back in high profile in the media. But Paris what about you saying after your DUI and you went to jail, how much you would help people?" I am helping people, me! I get paid for setting up fake publicity stunts, my photo in every magazine. It's Paris, all the time.

This is the reality that many of crazies don't see or hear about behind the scenes. Wake up bitches!

Posted at 9:52PM on Feb 12th 2008 by SAxlerod

36. she finally getting smart!!! she did a good thing!

Posted at 10:25PM on Feb 12th 2008 by LINDSAY

37. The REAL reason Paris didn't post bail: Elliot Mintz went to Paris' house earlier to get more Oompah Loompah cream. He wanted some for himself AND his new client Mark Kaplan, saying "No one is taking me seriously since I took it off". Then a maid came screaming into the room "They're all dead,They're all dead!" At which point Paris covered her eyes and kept repeating "I cant hear you, I cant hear you". So Elliot went into professional gear , got a shovel and cleared out all those cherished pets into a couple Hefty cinch saks.

Posted at 10:35PM on Feb 12th 2008 by cheetos

38. Hey like wow man, it takes an ahole to know an ahole

Posted at 10:48PM on Feb 12th 2008 by alan

39. I'm still waiting for YOU to learn your lesson, Paris.

Posted at 10:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by AG

40. FEAR NOT this slut will catch a wookie pox and die soon by the way she slings that tater

Posted at 11:54PM on Feb 12th 2008 by wookiepoxonthelooseinparispubics

41. it was tinker wookie

Posted at 12:10AM on Feb 13th 2008 by wookiepoxonthelooseinparispubics

42. LOL

This from the tramp who took him into an over 21 club where they serve oh I dunno *BOOZE*

sweet

Posted at 1:23AM on Feb 13th 2008 by cochino

43. Paris: This is disapointing.

You know first hand how the jail-cell is.

And you also know why he was not locked up in a place like Provo Canyon School for some torture, when things ran out of hand. There have been signs of that for some time.

You also know that he could have been saved with a stay abroad where he could have matured among people, who would lick his behind due to his name.

You should have bailed him out and got him home in order to do an intervention on him. He needs to have his ass kicked out of the country so he is away from all the bad influences around L.A. Maybe then he will find himself.

Posted at 2:10AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Gunter Hallowgreen

44. This whole family is useless trash.

Posted at 8:03AM on Feb 13th 2008 by nyc

45. Oh I see how it is. Only Paris can be bailed out...she was bailed out by Mommy and Daddy at the age of 25. He's 18. You know damn well she was driving drunk long before she got popped.

She's special needs, that's why SHE needed Mommy and Daddy. What a R-tard.

Posted at 8:24AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Dawn Day