German Attacks! Von Ahole Slams Hiltons!

I'm starting to like this imbecile.

please do not mention that he's from germany... that is very embarrassing for us germans... LOL we are happy that he does not live here!!!!!!

lol...usually Bavarians are more gemuetlich than this sample...

He really is starting to make since. I better go get some air.

Why is TMZ always up this old ****'s ass?

Does he realize he is a cartoon character?

I just dont understand TMZ's fascination with this guy. What has he ever done, aside from marrying one of the Gabor sisters?

Von Wienerschnitzel.......hahaha that dude's got strudel in his noodle looooozah

"I'm gonna haff veinerschnitzel und apple shtruedel."- Ha! I love it!

He's crazy, I like him,

#6 - He's a Prince (seriously). 'Nuff said.

Why do you post stuff on your site about this guy? He is so annoying. I skip every post you put up about him. Find a new pet who is at least somewhat interesting, please.

I love seeing this guy. "Who doesn't want to be a Hilton?" -- that's funny.

I am very puzzled why you keep on following this ex-hairdresser (known as Herr Lichtenberg before he was adopted by a 82-year old German aristocrat to be precise) around and give him countless opportunities to bore us publicly with his brainless, useless, grammatically incorrect nonsense. He's a bottom-feeder, always has been always will be.

He is arrogant and just plain ODD, but he speaks the truth!!!!!