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German Attacks! Von Ahole Slams Hiltons!

2/13/2008 12:33 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

That palavering Putz from Potsdam, Prince Von Ahole, had the feedbag on at the Ivy again yesterday, where the Saxon schmuck took the opportunity to slam the whole Hilton family, following 18-year-old Barron's DUI arrest, citing Kathy Hilton's canceled reality show and Paris' unsuccessful movie.


And you can't miss it when the Bavarian bigmouth tells what he'll have for lunch!

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FlBiker    

I'm starting to like this imbecile.

2343 days ago
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me    

please do not mention that he's from germany... that is very embarrassing for us germans... LOL we are happy that he does not live here!!!!!!

2343 days ago
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Chantal    

lol...usually Bavarians are more gemuetlich than this sample...

2343 days ago
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smartypants    

He really is starting to make since. I better go get some air.

2343 days ago
5.

earthmonkey    

Why is TMZ always up this old ****'s ass?

2343 days ago
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Chris Curry    

Does he realize he is a cartoon character?

2343 days ago
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annoyed    

I just dont understand TMZ's fascination with this guy. What has he ever done, aside from marrying one of the Gabor sisters?

2343 days ago
8.

Your15MinutesAreOver    

Von Wienerschnitzel.......hahaha that dude's got strudel in his noodle looooozah

2343 days ago
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annoyed    

"I'm gonna haff veinerschnitzel und apple shtruedel."- Ha! I love it!


2343 days ago
10.

Michelle LL    

He's crazy, I like him,

2343 days ago
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John    

#6 - He's a Prince (seriously). 'Nuff said.

2343 days ago
12.

Lauren    

Why do you post stuff on your site about this guy? He is so annoying. I skip every post you put up about him. Find a new pet who is at least somewhat interesting, please.

2343 days ago
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Boston Kate    

I love seeing this guy. "Who doesn't want to be a Hilton?" -- that's funny.

2343 days ago
14.

Socke    

I am very puzzled why you keep on following this ex-hairdresser (known as Herr Lichtenberg before he was adopted by a 82-year old German aristocrat to be precise) around and give him countless opportunities to bore us publicly with his brainless, useless, grammatically incorrect nonsense. He's a bottom-feeder, always has been always will be.

2343 days ago
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valeri    

He is arrogant and just plain ODD, but he speaks the truth!!!!!

2343 days ago
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