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German Attacks! Von Ahole Slams Hiltons!

That palavering Putz from Potsdam, Prince Von Ahole, had the feedbag on at the Ivy again yesterday, where the Saxon schmuck took the opportunity to slam the whole Hilton family, following 18-year-old Barron's DUI arrest, citing Kathy Hilton's canceled reality show and Paris' unsuccessful movie.


And you can't miss it when the Bavarian bigmouth tells what he'll have for lunch!

Tags: prince frederic von anhalt, PrinceFredericVonAnhalt

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1. I'm starting to like this imbecile.

Posted at 11:03AM on Feb 13th 2008 by FlBiker

2. please do not mention that he's from germany... that is very embarrassing for us germans... LOL we are happy that he does not live here!!!!!!

Posted at 11:04AM on Feb 13th 2008 by me

3. lol...usually Bavarians are more gemuetlich than this sample...

Posted at 11:06AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Chantal

4. He really is starting to make since. I better go get some air.

Posted at 11:06AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Kelli

5. Why is TMZ always up this old ****'s ass?

Posted at 11:07AM on Feb 13th 2008 by earthmonkey

6. Does he realize he is a cartoon character?

Posted at 11:10AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Chris Curry

7. I just dont understand TMZ's fascination with this guy. What has he ever done, aside from marrying one of the Gabor sisters?

Posted at 11:08AM on Feb 13th 2008 by gomez addams

8. Von Wienerschnitzel.......hahaha that dude's got strudel in his noodle looooozah

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Your15MinutesAreOver

9. "I'm gonna haff veinerschnitzel und apple shtruedel."- Ha! I love it!


Posted at 11:10AM on Feb 13th 2008 by SpoDeeOdee

10. He's crazy, I like him,

Posted at 11:14AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Michelle LL

11. #6 - He's a Prince (seriously). 'Nuff said.

Posted at 11:13AM on Feb 13th 2008 by John

12. Why do you post stuff on your site about this guy? He is so annoying. I skip every post you put up about him. Find a new pet who is at least somewhat interesting, please.

Posted at 11:16AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Lauren

13. I love seeing this guy. "Who doesn't want to be a Hilton?" -- that's funny.

Posted at 11:19AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Boston Kate

14. I am very puzzled why you keep on following this ex-hairdresser (known as Herr Lichtenberg before he was adopted by a 82-year old German aristocrat to be precise) around and give him countless opportunities to bore us publicly with his brainless, useless, grammatically incorrect nonsense. He's a bottom-feeder, always has been always will be.

Posted at 11:48AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Socke

15. This guy is crazy - we don't like him here in Germany either.

Posted at 11:21AM on Feb 13th 2008 by TRaxy

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