The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.
The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.
2/14/2008 3:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Lilo + Max Hardcore + Yellow Sofa = Lilo with a sore butt h*le and a smile on her face
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She knows that she is hot .She is a star ,She is a very sexy and very beautiful women
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I'd uhh say implants , bet if she were to lie down they wouldnt move a inch , but for me she needs bigger ones say like chelsea charms WOW , thats good stuff !
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To #6...
I was thinking the same thing but only in regard to her! Strange, huh?
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Wow that girl is HOT!! I hope she is in a new movie soon. Strip scenes welcome!! :)
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"...the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye" and silicone implants.
Yeah, I was thinking the pic looks compressed from side-to-side, making her look taller and thinner.
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built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.................
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