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The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.
The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.
2/14/2008 3:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Good one! Actually amusing to read! Love it TMZ!
As for LL the darker hair should be a keeper, blond just makes her look washed out (rode hard & hung up wet).
In this dress she is definetly smokin' hot.
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Aww her right boob (our left) is a little bigger.......not ragging on her b/c almost everyone does, but it makes me smile :)
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