Lynne Spears Gets Out of Dodge

Cameras snapped a madeover Lynne Spears at LAX today, heading back to her home state of Louisiana.

While her former husband and son stay in Los Angeles to focus on saving her troubled eldest daughter, Lynne must now deal with her pregnant teen daughter, Jamie Lynn, at home in Kentwood.

She was seen clutching the novel "Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman." A foreshadowing, perhaps?

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31. she doesnt look pregnant

Posted at 9:55PM on Feb 14th 2008 by lender fha mortgage

32. I don't ask for much Lord-But please Lord. Please, O' please, O' please......Please let the Spears family mobile home slide into the Louisiana swamp.....Please let Britney be home visiting with Maw Kettle, and her little sister. Please Lord. Amen.

Posted at 9:59PM on Feb 14th 2008 by BigTicket

33. Is it just me or does Lynne Spears looks like Paula Abdul's long lost older sister?

Posted at 9:55PM on Feb 17th 2008 by carolyn

34. Y'all, they actually want to save their money train. And y'all, Kentwood could soon be the next Graceland!

Posted at 11:32PM on Feb 14th 2008 by SAxlerod

35. What the heck is in her suitcase? She is not a very neat packer. Oh well, she is certainly leaving looking nicer than she came! Wonder if SuperTwit did her makeup.

Posted at 10:24PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Hideous

36. Well.....this whole spears family is probably in for the fight of their lives.....1st to keep brit safe...and try to normalize her....and help her with her mental health...

then to have to deal with all the cons coming up out of the wood work....they are the ones that see a weakness, or a hole, and will seize the opportunity......
they prey on things like this just waiting to attack.....just like a robber in the alley waiting for the old woman to walk out of the bank....

HANG IN THERE SPEARS.......GET YOUR DAUGHTER SOME FRIENDS FROM DOWN HOME TO VISIT WITH

HER....FLY THEM THERE......DAMN...YOU GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY......BRING ALL THE ONES THAT

SHE WOULD ENJOY.....

LET THEM STAY AWHILE.......

GET ON THE BALL......IF YOU WANNA GET YOUR DAUGHTER BACK..

Posted at 10:40PM on Feb 14th 2008 by cat

37. Screw the mother, I want pictures of the Grandpa.

Posted at 10:56PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Miss Muffin

38. Poor Mom. A mother has no choice but to feel every wrench and twist of her children's lives, and feel it to her soul. The children don't know at all how much support and power their mother pours into them every day, not until many years later when it's gone. Then they grieve and feel bewildered at how great is the sense of loss and how large is the empty place that they can't fill. Appreciate it now, children, return love for love, and don't yank your mother's heart around too much.

Posted at 11:09PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Harry

39. Aw, leave the woman alone. For gods sake, you can't only blame her for it all. Our own kids are not so perfect either. So what if she spend alittle time fixing herself up. She needs a life too.

Posted at 11:40PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Mistysmom

40.
And the award for stupid hick trailer trash mother of the year goes to...................................................

Posted at 11:55PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Stingrae

41.
I really like her make over alot and it was due time!
She looks more empowered now and less worn & tired and that is what her girls need to see.

Posted at 11:48PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Dolly

42. "Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman," the book TMZ says Britney's mom had at the LAX airport, is a book published by Viking in 2003 by Elizabath Buchan.

If you want a great read about a middle-aged woman who had it all and then lost it within two days, only to recover in an amazing with with a surprise ending, this is the book.

I own it and have read it twice and sent copies to friends.

It is all about love lost and love gained and sweet, sweet, sweet revenge!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!

Posted at 11:55PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Lilarose

43.

Kentwood PD, Can you arrest this pathetic trash for pimping under age HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT whores? Is that crime on the books in Louisiana?

Posted at 11:57PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Stingrae

44. Okay Stingrae, time to get back to your room, the nurse will be along shortly with your meds. If you keep behaving this way you'll loose your rec room privileges again. This will be noted on your chart and the doctor will be informed.

Posted at 11:59PM on Feb 14th 2008 by CrispyFriedTuna

45.

Thanks CrispyFriedTuna
I am sorry I had to vent. Thanks for the reality check. You're right. At least I am not a high school drop out though.

Posted at 12:07AM on Feb 15th 2008 by Stingrae

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