Celebrity Justice
Naked Cowboy to M&Ms -- Bite Me!

The Naked Cowboy -- yeah, that guy from Times Square -- is suing Mars, Inc. for using his trademark tighty-whities and guitar on a dancing M&M, and he tells TMZ that the company offered him $50,000 to shut up. But he sure as hell doesn't plan to.


The nearly naked guy -- real name, Robert Burck -- wants around $6 million from Mars, according to papers filed in Federal Court in New York. And, as he told us yesterday, he intends to wear his minimalist getup in open court -- and says he wants his lawyer to do the same, just for solidarity.

Curiously, the Naked Cowboy M&M -- which was playing on a screen above the M&M store -- was no longer dancin' and strummin' as of yesterday.

NON-SUGAR-COATED UPDATE:
Mars has issued a statement, saying, "We do not comment on matters related to litigation. However, as a good corporate citizen, Mars will handle this matter accordingly. As one of the world's top-selling snackfoods, we take pride in the longstanding connection that our consumers feel toward the M&M'S Brand."



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31. He should put some clothes on and get a job................

Posted at 2:58PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Reddesires

32. He should take the money and use it to fix his teeth!

Posted at 3:22PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Anna Parrott

33. i have to admit when i saw the commerical i totally assumed he was involved somehow. 6 mill is a bit extreme, but Mars defintely is in the wrong on this one

Posted at 3:32PM on Feb 14th 2008 by kim

34. Can this guy go away now? He's obviously not making it..otherwise, he wouldn't need to scam $6 mil from Mars. If anything, the M&M with his likeness would give him MORE publicity...a marketing genius he ain't. He should be thankful that anybody is paying attention to him at all. NEXT...

Posted at 3:34PM on Feb 14th 2008 by buxxy

35. Good for you Naked Cowboy!!!!! You are as much a part of NYC pop culture as Time Square itself. The day before I moved to Cali from NY, I took a picture of you for my NY memories. You will forever be our generation's mark on Time Square!! Shame on Mars....They know better than that.

Posted at 3:55PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Jenna

36. The Naked Cowboy is a trademark. He owns the rights to it, so if Mars used his image, without his permission, it's called stealing.
The Naked Cowboy has the right to sue and get his money.

Posted at 3:49PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Suzy

37. That body is hot. Show some of the downstairs please. Much more interesting than Heidi's TWA and her pet Hansel, corn niblet teeth.

Posted at 3:58PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Red

38. IS THIS DUDE RELATED TO DAWG THE BOUNTY HUNTER THEY SURE LOOK ALIKE
MUST BE A LOON TO STAND IN PUBLIC IN HIS WHITIE TIGHTIES---- GO TO COURT IN YOUR DRAWERS AND SEE WHAT THE JUDGE HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT
HE WILL TOSS YOUR ASS OUT

Posted at 3:59PM on Feb 14th 2008 by XXXXXXX

39. He is going to get paid if he plays his cards right. That wearing only underwear to court might cost him though the court could take offense to that and he could walk away with nothing.

Posted at 4:32PM on Feb 14th 2008 by BellaY

40. HES AN IDIOT I HOPE THE JUDGE TEARS HIM A NEW ASS, UNFORTUNATELY I HEARD M&M USED MARILYN MONROE AND THEY HAD TO SETTLE WITH THAT

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 14th 2008 by MY OPINION

41. Wow! Is he going to sue everyone that walks around in their underwear next? What a goof!!!! Get over yourself fugly cowboy! I hope Mars doesn't have to pay him a dime!!! What a waste of tax payer money!

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Andrea

42. NIce muscles, nice hard nipples. Don't cut yourself.

Posted at 4:58PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

43. Since the Naked Cowboy is so fond of the legal system I hope the treasury department goes after him for defacing US currency, that is right.. he first sticks the dollar bills in his sweaty boot and then goes and stamps them with a Naked Cowboy stamp it is illegal, if he gets anything from M&M/Mars I hope he has to pay back 2 times that in penalties from the government.

Posted at 10:27AM on Feb 15th 2008 by Sadie

44. the cowboy is hot - did those muscles - would love to sniff and lick his hot sweaty pits

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 14th 2008 by sue

45. "Czekoladowe M&M lecą w kulki" - that is in polish not czech language:)

Posted at 7:04PM on Feb 14th 2008 by Darek

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