Heidi & Spencer on Titanic -- No Lifeboats, Please!

The cheesiest couple in history spent a highly choreographed Valentine's Day on a luxury yacht in Marina del Rey, Calif. That guy "surprised" the blonde girl with a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, some flowers and some delicious strawberries. SO LAME!


Then the media whorendous couple re-enacted the "Jack, I'm flying" scene from "Titanic." Please no. Don't fall off the boat. Anything but that.

Tags: heidi, spencer

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61. #1 she said on a video YESTERDAY from night before last that she had already gotten shoes from him for V-Day....#2 she also said she "didnt know" what they were going to do for V-Day and he said "you'll see" i guess he meant...U'll see just how LAME we can really be later.....choak on it already......

Posted at 1:06PM on Feb 15th 2008 by his fav brunette

62. BARF!!!!!

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 15th 2008 by spylark

63. I was wishing a bird would fly over them and take the biggest dump of his life. The first thing they teach you in acting is not to look at the camera, you idiots. Do they not read the blogs??? Nobody wants to see or hear about you, nobody cares!

Posted at 4:58PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Lace

64. They need SOME kind of media distraction, after that horrendously bad music video. As bad as THIS is, I'd sooner look at this if I had to, rather than ever have to see that video again.

Posted at 1:12PM on Feb 15th 2008 by ExFVocalist

65. The only thing faker than this is Heidi's boob job! I think I threw up in my mouth alittle from viewing this crap!

Posted at 1:15PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Tracy

66. I love how she shows off the shoes for the camera's she "doesn't see"

Posted at 1:15PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Linda

67. Just when I thought I could not hate them anymore...augh, that boat needs to crash.

Posted at 1:17PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Emily

68. CAN YOU SAY STAGED? WHAT LOSERS. ALL THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS DONE FOR THE CAMERAS. THERE IS NO LOVE THERE. THEY ARE ATTENTION HOUNDS. HER SINGING IS AWEFUL. HE IS UGLY. HER FAKE BOOBS ARE DISCUSTING. WHEN WILL THEY EVER JUST GO AWAY? FAKE FAKE FAKE.....

Posted at 7:17PM on Feb 26th 2008 by yuck

69. omfg its so obvious that they new the camera's were there i mean come on its a bit funny how she held the shoes in the exact direction of the camera's! i wish that boat had crashed and they fell off and died that would be the best prezzie for everyone.

Posted at 5:35AM on Feb 16th 2008 by sexypimpass

70. I agree that they are media whores... so why do you (TMZ) continue to follow them around like fawning little puppies? Makes you all look kinda dumb.

Posted at 1:21PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Dang

71. HA HA HA HA HA! This is almost as bad as Heidi's music video! Love the face she makes when she opens the box to find shoes! She acts like she's never seen a pair of shoes before, like a hoboe or something! What kind of crack are these people smoking? Can we sell these 2 to mexico or something? They would be perfect for spanish soap operas.

Posted at 1:25PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Leslie

72. They actually make me sick. FREAKS!

Posted at 1:22PM on Feb 15th 2008 by J L

73. Excellent point Dang.

Posted at 1:22PM on Feb 15th 2008 by J L

74. Oh my God, her acting in this is as bad as her video. Could she be an more lame in her attempt to beg for Jimmy Choo shoes to ask her to represent them (or give her free merchandise because of who she is...or ain't). These two are pathetic. They actually make Paris look talented...and that is not saying much.

Posted at 1:26PM on Feb 15th 2008 by wrenogade

75. haha I was thinking the same thing that someone else posted about how excited she got when she pulled out the second shoe....it's like oh my god they MATCH!! This is too good to be true. I love you Spency. Best. Valentines. Day. EVER!! I'm flying Spency! I'm flying! I love you almost as much as I love my big fake ta-ta's!! Oh Spency I think I see the heavens opening and God himself is smiling down at us. Ahhhh.

Posted at 1:27PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Cheesy Cheese Cheese with s'more CHEESE

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