Von Ahole: Ze Germans Ah Takink Ovah!

Zat strudel-eating schmendrick from Schmallenberg, Prince Fritz Von Ahole, vass seen leafing ze Ivy yeszteday, vhere he vass approached by a paparazzo from zeh homeland! And we're not talkin' about Bel Air.

Zeh cigar-chomping pig from Leipzig said zeh Germans vass takink ovah! Everyone knows how that turns out.