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Von Ahole: Ze Germans Ah Takink Ovah!

Zat strudel-eating schmendrick from Schmallenberg, Prince Fritz Von Ahole, vass seen leafing ze Ivy yeszteday, vhere he vass approached by a paparazzo from zeh homeland! And we're not talkin' about Bel Air.


Zeh cigar-chomping pig from Leipzig said zeh Germans vass takink ovah! Everyone knows how that turns out.

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1. I'd hit it. Wasn't he in a gay cruising area when found naked?

Posted at 1:59PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Barkley, p.r. dog

2. Fight For Your Baby That Birkhead Stole From You Von Anhalt!

Don't Give Up!

Fight VGon Anhalt, Fight For Your Baby!

Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Mikey

3. Why do you continue to give this dillwad a forum? His 15 minutes of "someone to make fun of" has been over for awhile. He goes to Ivy, you give him the stage, and I'm bored. Enough already.

Posted at 2:10PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Tristania

4. I think his prime time is way past up......don't cover him

Posted at 2:13PM on Feb 15th 2008 by nance

5. I concur with the others! Why ..seriously...why do you even cover this man? It's not entertaining at all (I KNOW i'm in the majority on this) so why? I just don't get it. Every new unfunny article about him just makes us doubt you guys.....

Posted at 2:27PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Nia

6. AHOLE RULES!

Posted at 2:33PM on Feb 15th 2008 by labinnac66

7. Its interesting how so many people like to hear him and others don't like to hear him at all....I live here in West Hollywood....and he seems to do the same thing almost every day....I seem him several times a week.
Lives in Bel Aire...Drives to Crunch Gym on Sunset around 9am, then goes to The Ivy on Robertson for lunch, then to Starbucks on Santa Monica / Westmount and sits outside slone...and smokes a cigar, then stops by Pavillions in West Hollywood to get a few things and then goes home. I seem to see him all the time so I put two and two together.
He seems to be a real loner....He must love the attention TMZ gives him. His wife used to be vibrant and beautiful and now she is 90 and in a wheel chair.
I find watching him is like a guilty pleasure....kind of like watching Ozzy Osbourne from his show. I personally get a kick out of it

Posted at 2:50PM on Feb 15th 2008 by B B

8. Like I said before...he needs to guest host on "The View"

Posted at 2:52PM on Feb 15th 2008 by JR

9. 7. Its interesting how so many people like to hear him and others don't like to hear him at all....I live here in West Hollywood....and he seems to do the same thing almost every day....I seem him several times a week.
Lives in Bel Aire...Drives to Crunch Gym on Sunset around 9am, then goes to The Ivy on Robertson for lunch, then to Starbucks on Santa Monica / Westmount and sits outside slone...and smokes a cigar, then stops by Pavillions in West Hollywood to get a few things and then goes home. I seem to see him all the time so I put two and two together.
He seems to be a real loner....He must love the attention TMZ gives him. His wife used to be vibrant and beautiful and now she is 90 and in a wheel chair.
I find watching him is like a guilty pleasure....kind of like watching Ozzy Osbourne from his show. I personally get a kick out of it
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Not trying to be a bitch but geez that sounds so sad ....I mean you have this wierdo's schedule down pat. May your own life become more interesting than watching an attention starved geriatric all day...ouch!

Posted at 6:37PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Nia

10.
TMZ, PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT HE HAS ON YOU GUYS THAT YOU HAVE TO COVER AND RECORD HIS EVERY MOVE?
X-17 COVERS HIM ONCE EVERY 10 YEARS.

Posted at 3:09PM on Feb 15th 2008 by GRD

11. Nia,
everyone knows what he does all day. he does the same thing EVERYDAY!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Victoria

12. Poor Zsa Zsa, curious if she knows about this guys pranx.......She is elderly, loved theGabor Women, great Broads!!! We need more of them, not what out there today!!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Feb 15th 2008 by GREATNECK

13. Vergehargen.

Posted at 3:21PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Bunney

14. Get rid of Sthooper and find some real NEWS,please! Did you guys hear what Putin called Hillary !? FUNNNEEE!!!!

Posted at 3:56PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Bunney

15. Jeezzz. West Hollywood is only two square miles. I only know about Von Ahole because I see him all the time....After I see him at the store, when a I take a walk, and at the gym day after day, I can only assume this is what he does.....Dont give me a hard time to write what I see....not fair

Posted at 6:00PM on Feb 15th 2008 by B B

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