Alli Sims: Still Nothing Without Britney

It's minute 14.3 into Alli Sims' 15 minutes -- and she's almost a never-was wannabeen. The Brit hanger-on was leaving Orso last night, minus her former posse of Britney and Sam. The only interesting thing about her now is that "Blossom" hair.


Alli does talk about speaking to Brit -- Pa Spears hasn't put the brakes on their relationship ... yet.



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31. That's Claus Hjelmbak that Alli has been hanging out with.

Read the Rolling Stone article if you want to know about this loser!

14 minutes and counting Alli!

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 17th 2008 by rah

32. She is very lame and like Britney and Jamie Lynn has no talent!!! They are just a bunch of rednecks who got a lucky break

Posted at 5:18PM on Feb 17th 2008 by uradeedee

33. The Rolling Stone article called her a "naive climber." Seems about right.

Posted at 5:13PM on Feb 17th 2008 by britbritisaskank

34. Can't stand her.

Posted at 5:17PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Hideous

35. Nit wit, Alli.

Posted at 5:17PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Seriously

36. I don't know if Alli is naive of born stupid. I can't believe someone would spend THAT much time with Super-Twit and maintain naivety. She is a dim wit, and probably somehwat easy.

Posted at 5:18PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Seriously

37. Alli does not have good posture, which makes her appear close to chunk on camera. She doesn't even know enough to stand up straight and suck her gut in.........'course Super Twit doesn't either, and that hasn't stopped her phenom.

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Hideous

38. is it just me, or does this girl look like humpty dumpty ?


--- ORDER UP DINGY !

Posted at 5:29PM on Feb 17th 2008 by ORDER UP DINGY !

39. stop shoving your camera's at her and she will go away.

Posted at 5:28PM on Feb 17th 2008 by tuna marie

40. Alli who???? just a waste of space, TMZ

Posted at 5:47PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Jesse Dee

41. Go away! Do not collect fame. End of game.

Posted at 6:00PM on Feb 17th 2008 by No one likes you!

42. Kick her to the curb! She is nothing more than a lecherous hanger on
and the fact that she has still allied herself with Sam proves this
beyond a shadow of a doubt! she was all giggles the night that Brit
was strapped down to the gurney and reveled in the attention! She is
a worthless puke of a human being! She may be related, but she is
probably the insider leak to much of the problem. You NEVER see her
weepy eyed and acting the least bit concerned. All she focuses on is
her ability to get into parties and shmooze her career! What a piece
of garbage!

Posted at 6:01PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Bu Bye Trash!

43. I've got a Golden Ticket!-

I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE
ANYTHING COUSIN OF BRITNEY
BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE
A BIT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE
I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE
ALWAYS SHOVED TO SECOND IN LINE
BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE
FAME IS SUCH AN AMAZING THING
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
AND HER NAME IS BRITNEY
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN THE CAMERAS WOULD FOCUS ON ME AND SAY
GOOD EVENING AND HAVE SOME FREE FUN!
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE
SLAP IN THE LAP OF LUXURY
'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID
IT COULDN'T BE DONE
BUT IT CAN BE DONE
CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
AND HER NAME IS BRITNEY

Posted at 6:10PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Bu Bye Trash!

44. TMZ-Alli's 15 minutes is up right now. Please no more of her. She is loving this attention.

Posted at 6:21PM on Feb 17th 2008 by JADE

45. Second line should have read:
ANYTHING BUT THE COUSIN OF BRITNEY

Posted at 6:26PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Bu Bye Trash!

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