16. God, she just looks like a disgusting WHORE! Oh, wait. Maybe that's cuz she is. Ew. I can't stand Parasite Hilton.

Posted at 11:40AM on Feb 17th 2008 by Michelle

17. she's just TRYING to do a burlesque show because it's so 'in' right now but she looked so sleazy!

Posted at 11:43AM on Feb 17th 2008 by Jenna

18. Love the out fits, but the bra looks "stuffed" with padding -- she's not that big on top in real life.

Posted at 11:45AM on Feb 17th 2008 by Bill Clinton

19. It is painful to watch her try to dance. The scene in the over sized champagne glass was sad, she couldn't even figure out how to get the zipper down on her outfit.

Posted at 11:46AM on Feb 17th 2008 by FlBiker

20. Why is she wearing panties? Oh, right I forgot, she is turning her life around now.

Posted at 11:50AM on Feb 17th 2008 by OooooNooo!

21. Btw porn and burlesque I think she did good with her "Paris in a champagne" glass shtick. She's still kind of stiff...but it's better than her forays into singing (lip syncing) and acting (sync acting).

Posted at 11:52AM on Feb 17th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

22. The Woman of the Year Award from Harvard’s Lampoon

When TMZ recently caught Hilton at the airport before she boarded her flight to Boston to accept the Woman of the Year Award from Harvard’s Lampoon, she had this haughty, triumphant smirk on her face as she told Harvey’s reporter about the award. Well, here’s the real scoop behind that award:

According to Harvard’s prestigious publication, “The Harvard Crimson,” Lampoon initially called their award, “The Hastiest Pudding Award” as a jab at the famous and prestigious “Hasty Pudding Award” given out by Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals. When the confusion first erupted about Hilton receiving the Hasty Pudding Award, the reaction was pretty bad: Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals received furious e-mails from alumni, patrons, etc., protesting the award going to Hilton. The Lampoon was also in danger of a copyright infringement lawsuit from the Pudding for initially referring to the award as “The Hastiest Pudding Award.” The Lampoon had no choice but to drop that title, and refer to this joke award as Lampoon’s Woman of the Year.

Hilton was not the Lampoon’s first choice; actually, her name was pretty far down the list, but their favored choices all declined to accept the award.

Here’s the link to Crimson’s story: http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=521621

Posted at 11:54AM on Feb 17th 2008 by Genna

23. Where's her mother?

Posted at 11:57AM on Feb 17th 2008 by maureen

24. I'd do her.

Posted at 12:02PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Hillary Clinton

25. She can't DANCE she looks like a TRAMP and how many Bday parties is she going to have!?!?! PATHETIC!!!

Posted at 12:02PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Pdiddy

26. Paris is the next one who will have a meltdown and be sent to the loony bin. She s deserves it.

Posted at 12:07PM on Feb 17th 2008 by tired of this

27. You are all Jealous...who cares. Anyone who does, is just jealous that they might have missed out on something in their lives. Grow up and stop the hate. If Paris wants to stripe she can stripe, and by the way here parents are I am sure very proud of her, mistakes and all.

Posted at 12:07PM on Feb 17th 2008 by I

28. Paris haters were raised by wolves.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 17th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

29. Wow, Ape Man!!!

Your missing the "First post just SCREAMS pathetic!!!
Some birthday present for your idol, LOSER!!!

Posted at 12:34PM on Feb 17th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla is a Robot Retard Loser

30. The whole Hilton family has just become a big joke. Kathy's t..v. show bombed, Paris' movie just bomed big, two of their children have ended up in jail this past year, their son sneaks out at night and gets caught driving drunk, Paris is becoming a bigger slut all the time---this family ought to just crawl in a hole.

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Julie