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Paris -- One Step Closer to Becoming a Stripper

2/17/2008 2:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Paris hasn't been tame while in Las Vegas by any stretch of the imagination, but last night she outdid her past performances by strapping on an array of slutty outfits and joining the Pussycat Dolls on stage at PURE Nightclub. Is that hot?

Her time spent in jail has worked wonders.


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God, she just looks like a disgusting WHORE! Oh, wait. Maybe that's cuz she is. Ew. I can't stand Parasite Hilton.

2385 days ago

Ooooo Noooo!    

Love the out fits, but the bra looks "stuffed" with padding -- she's not that big on top in real life.

2385 days ago


Btw porn and burlesque I think she did good with her "Paris in a champagne" glass shtick. She's still kind of stiff...but it's better than her forays into singing (lip syncing) and acting (sync acting).

2385 days ago


It is painful to watch her try to dance. The scene in the over sized champagne glass was sad, she couldn't even figure out how to get the zipper down on her outfit.

2385 days ago


Friggin drunkin whore - aren't the parents embarassed about this train wreck?

2385 days ago

Ooooo Noooo!    

Why is she wearing panties? Oh, right I forgot, she is turning her life around now.

2385 days ago


The Woman of the Year Award from Harvard’s Lampoon

When TMZ recently caught Hilton at the airport before she boarded her flight to Boston to accept the Woman of the Year Award from Harvard’s Lampoon, she had this haughty, triumphant smirk on her face as she told Harvey’s reporter about the award. Well, here’s the real scoop behind that award:

According to Harvard’s prestigious publication, “The Harvard Crimson,” Lampoon initially called their award, “The Hastiest Pudding Award” as a jab at the famous and prestigious “Hasty Pudding Award” given out by Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals. When the confusion first erupted about Hilton receiving the Hasty Pudding Award, the reaction was pretty bad: Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals received furious e-mails from alumni, patrons, etc., protesting the award going to Hilton. The Lampoon was also in danger of a copyright infringement lawsuit from the Pudding for initially referring to the award as “The Hastiest Pudding Award.” The Lampoon had no choice but to drop that title, and refer to this joke award as Lampoon’s Woman of the Year.

Hilton was not the Lampoon’s first choice; actually, her name was pretty far down the list, but their favored choices all declined to accept the award.

Here’s the link to Crimson’s story:

2385 days ago

Ooooo Noooo!    

I'd do her.

2385 days ago

Priscilla Torres    

She can't DANCE she looks like a TRAMP and how many Bday parties is she going to have!?!?! PATHETIC!!!

2385 days ago

my, my, my    

Paris is the next one who will have a meltdown and be sent to the loony bin. She s deserves it.

2385 days ago

Ooooo Noooo!    

Bruce....this is tooooo bizarre!! I sent you an email...maybe it went to your spam folder or deleted.

2385 days ago

800 Pound Gorilla    

Paris haters were raised by wolves.

800 Pound Gorilla

2385 days ago


The whole Hilton family has just become a big joke. Kathy's t..v. show bombed, Paris' movie just bomed big, two of their children have ended up in jail this past year, their son sneaks out at night and gets caught driving drunk, Paris is becoming a bigger slut all the time---this family ought to just crawl in a hole.

2385 days ago


Uh, seriously? She is NOT sexy. She has NO rhythm and NO class. She tries waaay too hard; does she humiliate herself like that sober, do you think? Or does she have to work up to it with alcohol or drugs? She usually looks sober and usually that'd be a good thing... unless your mind is so whacked that it will let you act like this on any old regular day.

2385 days ago

800 pound gorilla fart    

WE both have little talent
and lumps in strange places
plus we both stink to high heaven
Put me next to Paris
and its' hard to tell the difference

2385 days ago
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