Paris -- One Step Closer to Becoming a Stripper

Paris hasn't been tame while in Las Vegas by any stretch of the imagination, but last night she outdid her past performances by strapping on an array of slutty outfits and joining the Pussycat Dolls on stage at PURE Nightclub. Is that hot?


Her time spent in jail has worked wonders.



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61. 800 lb. Gorilla.

Time to climb out of the basement and find a real girlfriend, dawg.
Don't be afraid now...
They're very nice...

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 17th 2008 by sunlight is good for you, run out and grab some

62. thank you, razzy!

Posted at 1:29PM on Feb 17th 2008 by lisa

63. MY EYES! MY EYES! I AM BLINDED BY THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Catwalker

64. Two quotes that I copied and pasted from the Barbara Walters interview with Paris Hilton while she was in jail:

"I feel as if I'm a different person. I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. God has given me this new chance."

"Another lesson Hilton has learned from her jail time: humility. Walters reports that Hilton told her, "I haven't looked in a mirror since I got here.""

Glad to see those changes stickin'.

Posted at 1:34PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Stephanie

65. paris is stanky a$$ skank

Posted at 1:34PM on Feb 17th 2008 by me

66. I'm embarassed for her. You notice that her sister Nicky doesn't seem to act like this.

Posted at 1:40PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Linda

67. To Catsy - #45 -- You're right.

No more Hilton!!

Posted at 1:40PM on Feb 17th 2008 by George

68. Skinny, ugly skank in love with her own image.

Posted at 1:42PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Medusa

69. Wonder where she keeps her bible?

Posted at 1:43PM on Feb 17th 2008 by KK

70.

So THAT is what women do who have enough money to have extensive plastic surgery, colored contacts, bleached hair, no style and no education.

I always wondered.....


Posted at 1:45PM on Feb 17th 2008 by OCD

71. Paris is a spokesperson for champage in a can, who's idea was it to put her in a glass?

Posted at 1:50PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Antigone

72. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Her entire life consists of partying, shopping, screwing and more partying.
Thank goodness she hasn't reproduced. Her family must be so proud.
She talks and acts so retarded. I wonder if she ever finished high school.

Posted at 1:52PM on Feb 17th 2008 by JamieLynn

73. Dear Paris

I just bought 450 press clippings of you off Ebay for ten bucks
I'm taking these and all your other clips and pics and covering all my walls and windows so we can be alone together
forver...

I worship you...


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 1:54PM on Feb 17th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

74. She's REALLY getting desperate.....before all this Britney stuff, she was the one getting mobbed by the paps....she's gotta do something to get the attention back to herself. Just wait....she's gonna start her own kind of crazy!!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Feb 17th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

75. Dear Mr. 800 Pound Gorilla

We've got our eye on you

Posted at 2:02PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Dept. Secret Service

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