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Prince Von Ahole Picks Up Boys in WeHo

2/17/2008 5:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

That Putz from Potsdam and everyone's favorite popinjay, Prince Von Ahole, picked up a couple of boys in West Hollywood on Saturday -- and TMZ rode shotgun for the cruising!


After lunching at the Ivy, the Dummkopf of Dresden was in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, which he said that he drives because "It's a safe car." The Prince also neglected to fasten his seat belt, citing an unfortunate accident of years ago, when he "could have been beheaded" had he been wearing a safety belt. No doubt, it wouldn't have affected his ability to think.

The Knucklehead of Nuremberg also took time to insult Zsa Zsa Gabor's step-great-great niece, the brilliant (comparatively) Paris Hilton.

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Michelle    

Prince Von Ahole, cracks me up. I love listening to this guy ramble on and on..

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richard pierce    

I think this guy was on Hitler's General Staff . . .

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Seriously    

COOL! That was totally AWESOME! Ask him to talk about foods that he likes. I love hearing him talk about food. He acts like he would like to teach people lessons. I am sure a guy is safer in the car alone with him than a girl, though. Ask him WHICH girls he is referring to when he refers to the "pretty, sexy girls," around.

2378 days ago
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Seriously    

Entertaining and charming. He seems like he has so much to say!

2378 days ago
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moveover    

At least what he says about Paris is true!

2378 days ago
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roughdaddy    

boy that guy is tacky !!! zsa zsa's money at work folks...can they check this guy if and see if hed been to thailand?

2378 days ago
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Jenna    

dresdebm leipzig or potsdam? you realise these are all different places in germany right???

2378 days ago
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ugh    

LMFAO I LAUGHED SO HARD "You must be out of your &%#&%#* mind" HAHAHAHAA he's right. This old man is starting to grow on me.

2378 days ago
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Hyde    

Must be a little slow in HWood today. ;)

2378 days ago
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PJ    

WHAT A HILARIOUS AND WELL WRITTEN DIATRIBE. LOL.... TOO FUNNI TMZ.

2378 days ago
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pissed!!    

what a title. cause we all know he does!

2378 days ago
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Yo    

I LOVE this guy. Thanks TMZ for making him such a celebrity. I always need a good laugh.

2378 days ago
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janis    

Love listening to the Prince. He makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2378 days ago
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zoso    

Very, very intersting, and quoted from Wikipedia:

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (born circa 1943) is a German-born socialite, best known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's ninth husband, and her longest-lasting marriage.

Prinz von Anhalt was born as Hans Robert Lichtenberg (other sources state Hans-Georg Lichtenberg) near Bad Kreuznach, Germany. The son of a German police officer, he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt (1898-1983).

Her first marriage was to Prince Joachim of Prussia, the youngest son of German Emperor William II. Prince Joachim committed suicide in 1920 after four years of marriage. She subsequently (1926) wed Johannes-Michael Freiherr von Loën, whom she divorced in 1935.[1]

Upon his adoption by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt, Lichtenberg took the name Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt; he is also known as Frédéric von Anhalt. The adoption and name change did not confer any title or nobility, though this is often assumed by various media outlets unfamiliar with the technicalities of the adoption and which, therefore, frequently refer to him incorrectly as a prince. Prinz von Anhalt is his surname, rather than a title, as per German laws regarding the country's former nobility. In addition to long-standing conventions prohibiting the transfer of German titles to adopted individuals -- except for individuals who are blood relations adopted by another relative -- the Anhalt family does not include Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt as a member. [2]

Please keep in mind his "adoption", if you read this carefully, was well after he was 50 years old.

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t    

STOP REPORTING ON HIM, Alli Sims, the cast of the Hills, etc, and whatever others c-f list "celebrities" you can dredge up eating "by chance" at trendy restaurants or hanging out at trendy bars/lounges/clubs, it isn't interesting and you might as well just not write the articles at all. I'm sorry that you've completely ruined Britney Spears' life and so have little more work to do there, and Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins, Paris Hilton and other standard page-six fodder have been seemingly quiet lately but that is no excuse for shoddy stories about nobodies.

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