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Prince Von Ahole Picks Up Boys in WeHo

That Putz from Potsdam and everyone's favorite popinjay, Prince Von Ahole, picked up a couple of boys in West Hollywood on Saturday -- and TMZ rode shotgun for the cruising!


After lunching at the Ivy, the Dummkopf of Dresden was in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, which he said that he drives because "It's a safe car." The Prince also neglected to fasten his seat belt, citing an unfortunate accident of years ago, when he "could have been beheaded" had he been wearing a safety belt. No doubt, it wouldn't have affected his ability to think.

The Knucklehead of Nuremberg also took time to insult Zsa Zsa Gabor's step-great-great niece, the brilliant (comparatively) Paris Hilton.



Filed under: Hook-Ups, Wacky & Weird

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1. first

Posted at 4:34PM on Feb 17th 2008 by diesel dummyi

2. FIRST I THINK

Posted at 4:35PM on Feb 17th 2008 by diesel dummyi

3. Prince Von Ahole, cracks me up. I love listening to this guy ramble on and on..

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Michelle

4. I think this guy was on Hitler's General Staff . . .

Posted at 4:39PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Richard Pierce

5. COOL! That was totally AWESOME! Ask him to talk about foods that he likes. I love hearing him talk about food. He acts like he would like to teach people lessons. I am sure a guy is safer in the car alone with him than a girl, though. Ask him WHICH girls he is referring to when he refers to the "pretty, sexy girls," around.

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Hideous

6. Okay, I am hooked. Keep encouraing him to share his life experiences with you. I love it! LOL Pretty entertaing, and charming - I must admit.

Posted at 4:42PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Seriously

7. Entertaining and charming. He seems like he has so much to say!

Posted at 4:43PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Seriously

8. At least what he says about Paris is true!

Posted at 4:43PM on Feb 17th 2008 by moveover00

9. boy that guy is tacky !!! zsa zsa's money at work folks...can they check this guy if and see if hed been to thailand?

Posted at 4:43PM on Feb 17th 2008 by RoughDaddy

10. dresdebm leipzig or potsdam? you realise these are all different places in germany right???

Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Jenna

11. LMFAO I LAUGHED SO HARD "You must be out of your &%#&%#* mind" HAHAHAHAA he's right. This old man is starting to grow on me.

Posted at 4:53PM on Feb 17th 2008 by hahahaha

12. Must be a little slow in HWood today. ;)

Posted at 5:00PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Hyde

13. WHAT A HILARIOUS AND WELL WRITTEN DIATRIBE. LOL.... TOO FUNNI TMZ.

Posted at 5:07PM on Feb 17th 2008 by PJ

14. what a title. cause we all know he does!

Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 17th 2008 by breanna

15. I LOVE this guy. Thanks TMZ for making him such a celebrity. I always need a good laugh.

Posted at 5:16PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Mo

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