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Prince Von Ahole Picks Up Boys in WeHo

That Putz from Potsdam and everyone's favorite popinjay, Prince Von Ahole, picked up a couple of boys in West Hollywood on Saturday -- and TMZ rode shotgun for the cruising!


After lunching at the Ivy, the Dummkopf of Dresden was in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, which he said that he drives because "It's a safe car." The Prince also neglected to fasten his seat belt, citing an unfortunate accident of years ago, when he "could have been beheaded" had he been wearing a safety belt. No doubt, it wouldn't have affected his ability to think.

The Knucklehead of Nuremberg also took time to insult Zsa Zsa Gabor's step-great-great niece, the brilliant (comparatively) Paris Hilton.



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16. Love listening to the Prince. He makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 17th 2008 by marmar

17. Very, very intersting, and quoted from Wikipedia:

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (born circa 1943) is a German-born socialite, best known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's ninth husband, and her longest-lasting marriage.

Prinz von Anhalt was born as Hans Robert Lichtenberg (other sources state Hans-Georg Lichtenberg) near Bad Kreuznach, Germany. The son of a German police officer, he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt (1898-1983).

Her first marriage was to Prince Joachim of Prussia, the youngest son of German Emperor William II. Prince Joachim committed suicide in 1920 after four years of marriage. She subsequently (1926) wed Johannes-Michael Freiherr von Loën, whom she divorced in 1935.[1]

Upon his adoption by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt, Lichtenberg took the name Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt; he is also known as Frédéric von Anhalt. The adoption and name change did not confer any title or nobility, though this is often assumed by various media outlets unfamiliar with the technicalities of the adoption and which, therefore, frequently refer to him incorrectly as a prince. Prinz von Anhalt is his surname, rather than a title, as per German laws regarding the country's former nobility. In addition to long-standing conventions prohibiting the transfer of German titles to adopted individuals -- except for individuals who are blood relations adopted by another relative -- the Anhalt family does not include Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt as a member. [2]

Please keep in mind his "adoption", if you read this carefully, was well after he was 50 years old.

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 17th 2008 by blink

18. STOP REPORTING ON HIM, Alli Sims, the cast of the Hills, etc, and whatever others c-f list "celebrities" you can dredge up eating "by chance" at trendy restaurants or hanging out at trendy bars/lounges/clubs, it isn't interesting and you might as well just not write the articles at all. I'm sorry that you've completely ruined Britney Spears' life and so have little more work to do there, and Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins, Paris Hilton and other standard page-six fodder have been seemingly quiet lately but that is no excuse for shoddy stories about nobodies.

Posted at 5:46PM on Feb 17th 2008 by t

19. I ahm thinkink dot he iss a schvine -hunt. But, he ISS ah funne vunn!

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Bonnie

20. Well.........HE HAS MONEY AND LIKE THE SHOW ,,,,,,,,,,
Not sooo nice to call Him those NAMES.....
But this is a Part of TMZ........
AUF WIEDERSEHEN!!!!!!

Posted at 5:57PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Maria

21. You people are sick and so is this so-called prince. He is no royalty because he was adopted.

What a sleazy bunch you are! You, Zza Zza and this Prince deserve each other.

Getting on the bandwagon with a lot of anti-German diatribe? You have no brains, people!

Posted at 6:09PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Gunter Kunkel

22. TMZ, ENOUGH of this sickening guy already. Hes a pure nothing. Get back with the star news!!!!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Jake

23. Prince Bungholio cracks me up. SOmeplace in Germany a village is short an idiot.

Posted at 6:17PM on Feb 17th 2008 by FlBiker

24. I'd MUCH rather listen tp Prince VonAhole..& learn from him...also worth a good belly laugh than to have to see another brit-brit outing and hear you lunatics SCREAMING "britney, britney, you look beautiful" on my pc speakers i have to turn off & see nothing but flashes & lousy pics of her too!

I'm GLAD that Britneys having a quiet time, especially on here! MORE Prince VonAHole....& more Britney growing up and bein left alone by you!

Posted at 6:17PM on Feb 17th 2008 by MannysGrammy

25. I was an EMT for many years and every time I hear this, I wince. I never unstrapped a dead body from would have been a survivable accident, but I have pulled plenty of dead, unstrapped bodies out of even somewhat minor looking accidents. I know that many older people have this belief and grew up with it, but now that they are older, they are at even more risk. Oh well, /rant.

Posted at 6:23PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Just Dumb!

26. He doesn't get that he is a joke. What an a'hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:27PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Kenm

27. Zo Zhere are so many idiots on zee road Prince A Von Ahole? Zo arent you also one ov those eeeeediots?.....Gosh TMZ I love me some Prince A everyday...it makes me giggle

Posted at 6:40PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Cat

28. vatta homo !!

Posted at 6:40PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Juicy Couture

29. Someone PLEASE give this man his own TV show!

Posted at 6:51PM on Feb 17th 2008 by JP

30. I knew the Prince would love Paris' latest antics. What's the deal with the boys though?

Posted at 6:55PM on Feb 17th 2008 by Kelli

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