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Prince Von Ahole Picks Up Boys in WeHo

That Putz from Potsdam and everyone's favorite popinjay, Prince Von Ahole, picked up a couple of boys in West Hollywood on Saturday -- and TMZ rode shotgun for the cruising!


After lunching at the Ivy, the Dummkopf of Dresden was in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, which he said that he drives because "It's a safe car." The Prince also neglected to fasten his seat belt, citing an unfortunate accident of years ago, when he "could have been beheaded" had he been wearing a safety belt. No doubt, it wouldn't have affected his ability to think.

The Knucklehead of Nuremberg also took time to insult Zsa Zsa Gabor's step-great-great niece, the brilliant (comparatively) Paris Hilton.



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61. Damn I love all the random nicknames this guy gets...Now that I'm aware that Von Ahole is NOT his last name...lol I still can't believe that I actually thought that lol@me

Posted at 12:47AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Tracey

62. Guess Von A-Hole taught K-Fed how to steal a woman's money and house and car and clothes and food, etc. They are two of a kind. . . . . Gold Digging Losers !

Posted at 1:01AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Two Slugs: K-Fed and Von A-Hole

63. This guy needs his oun Reality show

Posted at 1:13AM on Feb 18th 2008 by kennedy

64. Good luck Tracey!! Pose without the finger in your mouth. May want to get some new pic's/////

Posted at 1:55AM on Feb 18th 2008 by tired too

65. How can you not like Prince Bungholio, or is it really Queen Bungholio...

Posted at 3:18AM on Feb 18th 2008 by FlBiker

66. BIOGRAPHY : Frederic von Anhalt

Birth Name
Robert Lichtenberg

Born: approx. 1933
Spouse
Zsa Zsa Gabor (14 August 1986 - present)


Trivia
The elderly Maria Auguste Antoinette Friederike Alexandra Hilda Luise Prinzessin von Anhalt, daughter-in-law of Kaiser Wilhelm II, adopted him, so he took the name "Fréderic Prinz von Anhalt" (1980). Maria Auguste Antoinette Friederike Alexandra Hilda Luise Prinzessin von Anhalt was an aunt of Prinzessin Anna Luise von Anhalt.

As he has been married to Zsa Zsa Gabor since 1986, this is the longest of her eight marriages.

Together with his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor he adopted a few men. Among them are: - Marcus Eberhard Edward Prinz von Anhalt, Herzog zu Sachsen und Westfalen, Graf von Askanien (formerly known as Marcus Eberhardt; born about 1969, owns brothels, was adopted in April 2006) - Prinz Oliver Leopold von Sachsen-Anhalt, Graf von Westfalen und Askanien (formerly known as Oliver Bendig (born about 1967, owner of two stripteas eclubs in Los Angeles) - Prinz Michael Maximilian von Anhalt, Herzog zu Sachsen und Westfalen, Graf von Askanien (formerly known as Michael Killer (born about 1967, owns health clubs) - a surgeon who doesn't want to be mentioned All of them payed millions for their adoption.


Posted at 3:30AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Aristocat

67. Zsa Zsa Gabor and Frederic von Anhalt Marriage Profile
Quoted from: Sheri & Bob Stritof,

Zsa Zsa Gabor has had nine husbands. Most of her marriages were quite brief and a few occurred after knowing her future husbands for only a few weeks. One of her marriages only lasted one day.

Here is information about Zsa Zsa's latest and longest marriage and about her previous marriages.


Born:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: February 6, 1917 in Budapest, Hungary. Her birth name is Sári Gábor.
Although her marriage to von Anhalt gave her the title Princess von Anhalt, Duchess of Saxony, she is NOT considered royalty.

Frederic von Anhalt:
1933 in Germany. His birth name is Hans Robert Lichtenberg.
In 1980 he reportedly bought his name" Frederic of Anhalt" by paying Marie Auguste Princess of Anhalt to adopt him, he is NOT considered Royalty.


Wedding Date:
Zsa Zsa and Frederic were married in Los Angeles in the living room of her Bel Air home on August 14, 1986. They had an evening ceremony officiated by Captain John Gregory. She wore a "lavender and white off-the-shoulder gown." Frederic was 43 years old, and Zsa Zsa was 58 years old when they married.
There were 125 guests at their wedding including Paul Sorvino, Constance Towers, Michelle Phillips, and Red Buttons. Zsa Zsa's mother and sister Eva boycotted the wedding ceremony.

She "chose the captain of the Queen Mary to perform her eighth wedding because only 30 of the 3,000 couples he has married are divorced ... Miss Gabor had said she was planning a Roman Catholic ceremony in a New York horse barn ... but it just didn't work out."
Source: Gettysburg Times, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, 8-16-1986.


Residence:
Zsa Zsa has owned a villa with 47 rooms in Bel Air, California for many years.

Quote:

Frederic von Anhalt: "I have everything; double of most things. All I do is push my wife around in a wheelchair and look after her. I am so terribly bored ... "I wanted a Hollywood star; she wanted a prince. That was the deal. But when one lives with someone for 20 years ... I won't leave her alone ... Everything I have, I have through my wife. She pushed me so hard it made me sick; dragged me around meeting four US presidents, bought me everything that I wanted. Do you believe she didn't know the kind of man she was marrying? My wife parted from eight men. Why I am still there? Because I am not like her other men."

Posted at 3:33AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Aristocat

68. Who gives a flying f***k about this loser? I'm so sick of hearing about him. MY opinion, and I am entitled to it.

Posted at 3:33AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Harmie

69. Von Ahole is so funny!!

Posted at 3:43AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Princess Jasmin

70. Hee injoyz zeee pehnizz ;)

Posted at 4:31AM on Feb 18th 2008 by FlBiker

71. OK - this dude is definately a character and is eccentric, but there have been wackier! Plus he has been married to Zsa Zsa Gabor for over 25 years - the longest of any of her 9 marriages - and has put up with her (and she with him) and he is taking care of her during her final days so let him enjoy his time at the Ivy! If he made Zsa Zsa happy then that's all that matters. I get the biggest kick out of seeing her fat ugly daughter Francessa and he fighting because they are both useless losers only after the big prize in the end - Zsa Zsa Gabors money. When Zsa Zsa's 2 sisters Eva and Magda died they both left large estates and had no children of their own or husbands so Zsa Zsa got the money and once Zsa Zsa is gone the nit wit "Prince" and Zsa Zsa's fat thankless daughter will be fighting over the loot for years. Can't wait to see that pan out!

Posted at 4:41AM on Feb 18th 2008 by imgeorgewill3

72. I love listening to this guy!

Posted at 4:52AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Catherine

73. Please, don´t say Nuremberg and that guy in one sentence. Thats a shame for all those who live there.

Posted at 6:34AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Nuremberg

74. Good comments FIBiker ! I agree with you !

This Wannabe Prince is a freak and a cheapo, and Zsa Zsa's daughter is the only one who deserves anything because she is her daughter that''s the way it's supposed to be, the wannabe prince has small sleazy eyes . They are up to no good.

VICTORIA DEAN his little love interest besides the male hookers , she is not very pretty at all I have seen her, and a b*tch calling other people names, no manners. Guess he likes it both ways, she's flavor of the month and a no go.

Why doesn't he show her to the public?
Oh he's married! and she's like 18, Oh I'm so sorry for you.... poor little stupid girl.....

She is waisting her time here on TMZ defending this old crook, she 's the only one writing things in his favor, in 5 years when she's older she will know what I mean, She's just being used by a dirty old man, people are less stupid then she is, old man won't thank her for that in the end. This old man has dirty bagagge.... Yes, the truth hurts sometimes. Low IQ or what? All of that is not very classy it's just trash.



Posted at 8:12AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Alex

75. i actually think this guy is kind of cool. he cracks me up. a lot of what he has said to TMZ photogs has been true.

Posted at 8:24AM on Feb 18th 2008 by parishilton

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