From Brit to Bitch

It's Britney, bitches (left). And 74-year-old "Dynasty" bitch, Joan Collins (right).

Just give her ten years, y'all.

We're just sayin'.

Reader Comments

(Page 4 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

46.
I honestly do not understand why anyone would want to drag 74 year old actress Joan Collins into this horrid situation. Seriously, it was completely unwarranted and you owe Ms Collins an apology.

As for Britney Spears “trying to get well,” it is a nice sentiment but it is "highly doubtful."

I believe Britney Spears has been in touch with Alli Sims and she acts as a courier to Osama Lutfi. This would explain the bizarre claim by Osama Lutfi’s PR flack Michael Sands that Britney Spears has a new attorney, John Eardley who is attempting to file a motion claiming Spears’ case should be moved into federal court because her civil rights are being violated. If the federal courts were foolish enough to accept jurisdiction - the floodgate would open wide to everyone unhappy with their conservatorship.

I doubt the motion will succeed.

Nevertheless, my instincts tell me this will not end well.

“Downlow Doings with Brit and Alli”

“E! News has learned that Britney Spears met secretly with her pal Alli Sims Friday afternoon at the Fred Segal boutique in West Hollywood.

Sources tell E! that Sims arrived at the store about 10 minutes before Britney who then tried to slip inside unnoticed. A source tells E! that Spears hatched the meet-up via text-message, reportedly instructing Sims to meet her in a dressing room there.

The stealth tactics were apparently prompted by the fact that Alli has been prohibited from seeing Britney by her father Jamie Spears due to Alli's loyalty to Britney's former manager and confidante Sam Lutfi. After their cloakroom confab, the pair shopped together briefly.

Later, confronted by an E! video crew outside Italian restaurant Orso on Saturday night, Sims confirmed the Fred Segal meeting with Spears. Sims told E! camera man James Sullivan that she and Britney "had fun" shopping, but Sims wouldn't comment when asked about how Sam is doing.

Well, we know what Sam wasn't doing. Around the same time Sims confirmed her meeting with Britney to E!, Spears was at L.A. nightclub Social with an unusual party partner: her father Jamie.

And, needless to say, no Sam in sight.”

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/detail/index.jsp?uuid=70434efa-9d7e-4d9b-95b8-7afcfb1fddb2

Posted at 3:37PM on Feb 18th 2008 by StyleMaven

47. wow, you have nothing to write about her anymore, so you fill your void by doing this.

Posted at 3:42PM on Feb 18th 2008 by jiugftfg

48. TMZ admit it.......you have nothing to report on Britney.

Posted at 3:43PM on Feb 18th 2008 by lottie

49. Should be a gravestone

Posted at 3:44PM on Feb 18th 2008 by rapper

50. Wow! When you guys jump the shark, you really make sure you jump it real good!

Posted at 4:18PM on Mar 7th 2008 by NoOneSpecial

51. Sorry there's no humor there............

Posted at 4:09PM on Feb 18th 2008 by SamanthaD

52. Tmz you are embarrassing yourself – do you really want to highlight your lack of Britney news? AOL,Telepictures Productions, Warner Brothers … your organizations are becoming a laughing stock at this point.

Posted at 4:09PM on Feb 18th 2008 by jack54

53. She is not goin gto be around that long -----and Joan loos better than Britney does now anyway....

Lilly
http://fearlousandfabulous.blogspot.com

Posted at 4:53AM on Feb 25th 2008 by Leah

54. What an insult to Joan Collins

Posted at 4:21PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Joan K

55. GUY'S LEAVE HER ALONE.!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WERE A FAMILY MEMBER OF YOURS, AND RETARDED, INSENSITIVE, INTRUSIVE. ASSHOLES WERE FOLLOW WITH CAMERA'S IN THEIR FACE...OR BETTER YET IF THEY WERE IN YOUR FACE.

Posted at 4:28PM on Feb 18th 2008 by kennedy

56. Ya'll crack me up! Find a pic that someone has similar clothes on and say 'This is so-in-so in the future'. I'd bet I can find a pic of a crack head whore dressed like that. THAT should be the prediction of Britney in the future, especially if she 'gets control' again before she's well.

Posted at 4:34PM on Feb 18th 2008 by diggityb

57. And in 10 years, Paris Hilton will look like ANGELYNE!

Posted at 4:36PM on Feb 18th 2008 by DontShowParis\\\'StinkAss

58. what is she WEARING!!?!?! She looks PREGGO again lololol

Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Pdiddy

59. jimmysez- Ya never know! She could get saved and cleaned up and be a modern day Tammy Baker! Only something divine like JESUS could help out that girl.

Posted at 8:16PM on Feb 18th 2008 by jim ault

60. TMZ, at least you're consistent.

Consistently presenting absolutely no news. Why do I bother with you?

As for Joan Collins: now THERE's a lady full of elegance, class, grace, and talent. None of which Spears ever had.

Yes, TMZ DEFINITELY owes Ms. Collins a huge apology.

Posted at 5:00PM on Feb 18th 2008 by ParisNauseatesMe

Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments