Gene Simmons' Dry Hump Nightmare

Gene was at the Ivy yesterday, where he mugged for the cameras while waiting for his car -- taking pics with children, trash-talking The Donald, propositioning moms -- and then had a run-in with a chick he "dry-humped" back in the day. Class.


He was surprised the kids out front even knew who he was -- he thought they'd confuse him with flamboyant fitness guru, Richard Simmons.



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16. I love Gene! He's still got it!!! :)

Posted at 11:53AM on Feb 18th 2008 by Gene Rocks!

17. Give it up Gene, you're not 20 anymore. He'll probably marry his baby's mommy Shannon (ex porn star) when
he's 90. At least he hasn't gotten married and divorced a hundred times like all the other celebs.
Hollywood keeps lawyers busy and makes them millionaires.

Posted at 12:10PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Prnzez

18. kiss is a joke,,,, worst concert i ever went to the fireworks were cool though and gene simmoms needs to move to florida and retire

Posted at 12:11PM on Feb 18th 2008 by lola 7

19. What class? He has none. Just another low life.

Posted at 3:11PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Heidi

20. That's just his persona, not the real him. Have you guys seen his show? He acts like a middle aged man, protective and loving over his kids (who are pretty much perfect) and never does anything new. He's also a brilliant business man and gives people the rock star he knows they all want to see. It's all show tho, he's pretty boring otherwise. You're the man Gene, don't let anyone tell you different!

Posted at 1:04PM on Feb 18th 2008 by K

21. If he's 'the man', why is he still 'shacked up' with lovely Shannon, and why hasn't he married the mother of his children who put up with him for the past twenty years? Whose last name do those two great kids bear? I hope some billionaire steals them away and marries her. Not really, as I like Gene, but it could happen. Shannon is fine.

Posted at 2:19PM on Feb 18th 2008 by MWFCanadianShannon&KidsSupporter

22. I tried watching their reality show but his ego was too much for me. He disrepects his children by not caring enough about their mother to make their union legitimate (and them). As for Shannon, she must not have too much self respect to have stayed with him all these years. And what's with the tongue? For God's sake, we all have one. Does that make him some sort of special human being or something?? He is not an attractive person whether he is sticking his tongue out or not.

Posted at 5:49PM on Feb 18th 2008 by MsWaldo

23. The girls are just using him to get to his son, Nick.

Posted at 6:28PM on Feb 18th 2008 by Thyna

24. back in what "day"? the paleozoic age? thank god this a-hole thinks so highly of himself, because no one else does!

Posted at 7:41PM on Feb 18th 2008 by tmz fan

25. What a bunch of jealous idiots! Hes a rock n roll icon!!! Get over it!!!!

Posted at 8:27AM on Feb 19th 2008 by suzie

26. I think he is joking when he says things like this. He MUST be! What woman would go NEAR this? MAYBE he has a very charming personality????? But his skanky comments about women delete anything positive that he could possibly possess. He should thank his lucky stars for his beautiful girlfriend of 20+ years. BLECH!

Posted at 1:00PM on Feb 19th 2008 by Pookie

27. Do people just hang outside of the Ivy waiting to see celebs? WEIRD!
So, 'back in the day' (early-mid eighties), we used to go to LA on weekends to party. We were at some house party at a huge mansion. Some guy starts walking around talking to all of the cute girls. Ends up he was 'collecting' a few to go somewhere where Gene was. Once the word got out, these girls were ALL OVER this guy! I mean fighting, pushing, etc.! One of the girl's from our group went. Sure enough, she ended up with Gene..ETC. Got pix too! She said it was worth every second. So, I suppose his huge ego is well earned!

Posted at 5:57AM on Feb 19th 2008 by Maggie

28. Hey, Old guys need some lovin' too! You got to give Gene his props. He is a rock god; a cultural icon.
I bet he could teach a thing or two to all those young pretty boys who consider themselves men.
They don't even coe close.
Experience counts bimbos!

Posted at 10:54AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Big Daddy

29. he's a rock god.
a pig.
but still a rock god.

Posted at 6:20PM on Mar 11th 2008 by juls

30. HA ha! What a pathetic old man. And his ugly old wife makes him look even more sad if that is possible. I feel sorry for his kids having to live with those filthy people.

Posted at 7:14PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Lillian Gorham

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