Nicollette's Homeless Bodyguard Hates TMZ

Posted Feb 18th 2008 3:59PM by TMZ Staff

Plumply-lipped Nicollette Sheridan doesn't have to pay for paparazzi protection -- she'll just pluck some off the streets!

The "Desperate Housewife" was on Bedford Blvd. in Beverly Hills today -- and in no mood to answer TMZ's questions about her never-ending engagement to Michael Bolton. Luckily for her, one crazy homeless woman swooped in to her rescue -- threatening to "f**k up" our photog.