391. 'K' ..hey it's me,' Kap',and I...Hello?! Who is this?..., Kev,it's ME (whispers) kaplan, listen...Who? Crapland? Is this you Sam? God cant you bag someother dummy? Brit is out! Her Dad is on to our game!....(whispers) no kevin, it's Me, your lawyer kaplan! ...Oh, hi bro , whats-up? ..."K", just keep up the "Oh, gosh Britney really needs to see her kids!", man that script Sands sent us is really playing out in the press!..... Mark, I dont feel right 'bout all this..I mean Shar already got her new fur, and I'm doing alright, 'cept I really need a break, kids, ya know?...Kevin just shut-up and follow the script! that Sam is a brilliant man! Sands is doing his part - you do yours ! We'll all be rich if we can only drag this out for 3 or 4 more years! Suck it up "k"!...Mark, if the phones are tapped just call me Kevin...

Posted at 5:02AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by cheetos

392. I'm not sure where to start with any line of comment having just read approx 100 of these postings - what has happened to your humanity? Britney is clearly in need of a consistent support structure around her that will enable her to be the person she probably really wants to be - mostly for her kids. I only read the papers/internet which invariably is all sensationalised, I only hope that she has somebody somewhere that is a real friend that can talk to her and knows they will be listened to. But for whatever reason, she doesn't seem to have any real mates. Ultimately, I'm sure this is a result of her early success and the necessary public management that such a huge 'cash cow' for the record companies/whoever wants a piece of her, brings. All she needs right now is professional help, but until you feel that you need help, anything forced upon you is instantly rejected. Britney didn't make this mess intentionally, she loves her children - she just didn't have the strength/wisdom/desire to build her life with their father. I hope she gets the right help at the right time so her kids don't grow up being influenced by the media's current/ongoing interpretation of who she is. They don't care how far they bury her - they do it for their pay packets and headlines. Why do you decide to be part of the 'hate' wave?

Posted at 12:04AM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Jen

393. Hello?... hi Alli, it's me 'kap"... Who? Cops?!... (whispers) no Alli, thats my code name in case the phones are bugged! It's me' mark kaplan...Oh, Hi Markie! Whats up?...(Alli, don't call me Markie, thats for the bedroom, just call me Kap!)...But MARKIE everything is going so well right now! Sam said so!....Alli, please shut-up, Sam and Sands are working on our next script as we talk! and Sam wants to know if you can talk to Paris to show up at Hyde tomorrow and 'K', you know Kevin , will also be there and X17 will snap a picture of Paris and Kev in a sloppy lip-lock ?! You'll get your usual fee, so dont worry about that Babe!...Sure! Markie! When can you "Consult Me" again? ..I am so horny!...

Posted at 1:31AM on Feb 23rd 2008 by cheetos

394. this is sad. she needs her kids. everyone needs to stop judging her and leave her the hell alone and let her live her own life, with her kids.

Posted at 12:04AM on Feb 24th 2008 by Amber

395. that is very wrong of those lawyers to not let the mother of those children see her own kids

Posted at 1:14PM on Feb 24th 2008 by kristy

396. How dare you say she should never see her kids! I worked for an adoption agency for 5 years and you should see how those children were abused. The only reason this has gone this far is because everything she does every see it! There are parents doing terrible things. Just because she don't leave as though you see fit! You guys don't even know her the only thing you know is what is in the news! Just imagine if someone passes judgment on you without even knowing you as a person. These kids have never been abused in her care! So what she wants to go to Starbucks - don't you take your kids out with you when you places well she should be allowed to do the same thing!

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 12th 2008 by tonya

397. IF SHE DID GET VISITATION RIGHTS, WOULD HER KIDS SUPERVISE HER?

Posted at 9:13PM on Mar 19th 2008 by GRD

398. So, she's trying to get herself back together, she is finally under proper supervision, she, her ex and her conservator all want her to see the kids under proper monitoring, and she doesn't get to because a couple of lawyers couldn't halt their pissing contest for two dang minutes?
I was all for her losing custody and visitation as long as she was acting like a half-psychotic moron...but now that she's giving honest efforts to clean up her act, why not let her see her own kids? Denying it isn't going to help her get any better!

Posted at 4:48AM on Jun 18th 2008 by Annie