It wasn't enough to get a busty beauty tattooed on this guy's leg, he also had implants added to make the ink three dimensional. Ya can't make this stuff up, folks. 
Unfortunately for him, the implants burst on Christmas Eve. True story. Well, he wanted the tat to really pop.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
31. I-D-I-O-T
Posted at 8:12PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Rose
32. her legs are hairy
Posted at 8:29PM on Feb 20th 2008 by koko
33. Just goes to show, people that ink up their bodies only do so because they are unable to get attention using their brain. Totally the bottom feeders of life.
Posted at 9:18PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Tired of it all
34. How is he going to explaint that tatoo in the nursing home?
Posted at 9:30PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Nancy Nicholas
35. tattooist, surgon, and this guy should all hang their heads in shame. this is one of the ugliest tats i've ever seen, not cool at all dude, just stupid.
Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 20th 2008 by yum yum tree
36. Nancy Nicholas:
did it ever occur to you that by the time this guy ends up in a resting home, JUST ABOUT EVERYONE (men & women)
will have tattoos ?
EVERYONE HAS THEM NOW DUMBBELL. PEOPLE WILL GET EVEN MORE AS THE YEARS GO ON.
NITWIT !
Posted at 9:49PM on Feb 20th 2008 by you're all brainless nitwits
37. I'm surprised he didn't cut a slit in her crotch area for the full oozing effect.
Posted at 10:12PM on Feb 20th 2008 by joejoe
38. Oh, Lane Jensen.
You truely ARE a moron.
Posted at 10:18PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Alex
39. This just goes to show you how unintelligent people are.
I'm glad it popped. Moron
Posted at 10:25PM on Feb 20th 2008 by beamerx5
40. edmonton alberta canada, not hollywood
Posted at 10:25PM on Feb 20th 2008 by kcn68
41. lots of oil money in edmonton
Posted at 10:28PM on Feb 20th 2008 by kcn68
42. I will try and understand this if i can.
Posted at 10:31PM on Feb 20th 2008 by luck
43. "EVERYONE HAS THEM NOW DUMBBELL. PEOPLE WILL GET EVEN MORE AS THE YEARS GO ON."
um, wrong! i know very few people with tatts. they arent as common with "regular" people as they are with celebrities.
for the record, i like tasteful tatts.
Posted at 10:35PM on Feb 20th 2008 by me
44. thats just pathetic
Posted at 10:36PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Andrea
45. Tats are stupid. Paying people to stick you with needles? Umm, not for moi.
I do like tramp stamps though... it's nice to know which chicks like to take it up the butt.
Posted at 10:37PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Cartman
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