Dumbest Tattoo EVER!

It wasn't enough to get a busty beauty tattooed on this guy's leg, he also had implants added to make the ink three dimensional. Ya can't make this stuff up, folks.

Unfortunately for him, the implants burst on Christmas Eve. True story. Well, he wanted the tat to really pop.





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76. This is the first tattoo that needs to be tested for a STD

Posted at 9:42AM on Feb 21st 2008 by me

77. this moron is from canada, edmonton he almost lost his leg!!

Posted at 3:17PM on Feb 22nd 2008 by canada

78. this tatoo has no under wear on is this a tatoo of britney

Posted at 10:15AM on Feb 21st 2008 by big balls

79. That's just nasty. I Hate tatoos. I think they're so ugly and common. Reminds me of lemmings everytime I see people lining up to get them. Just because everyone else gets them doesn't mean they look good on everyone, or anyone for that matter. Just my opinion.. virgin for life, too!!

Posted at 10:32AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Dyna

80. I'm 57 y/o with grandchildren. I got my tatoo in 1968, when women were chastized for getting a tatoo. It's a small butterfly on my wrist. My parents went thru the roof. Now, 40 years later, my Mom says to me (before she passed) OH! Tatoo's are in style, I guess you were ahead of the times.! RIP Mom.

BTW, when I end up in a nursing home, my tatoo will make for interesting conversation. Well , hopefully I'll still remember my past..................


Posted at 10:44AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Montana

81. FIRST = LOSER

Posted at 11:12AM on Feb 21st 2008 by FIRST LOSER

82. If you want the TRUE story on this, go to lanejensen.com.

I know Lane personally, and he is far from a "freak". He is a kind, gentle person and a very sucessful businessman, with a gorgeous wife and two beautiful children.

Doesn't sound like anyone is familiar with the phrase "judge not, lest ye be judged".

Posted at 3:31PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Nanette

83. This guy is not stupid he co-owns and opperates a tattoo/peircing shop. the implants DID NOT Burst his body simply rejected them the stiches that were put in broke. Implantsa a very popular and several people are getting them its no diffrent than any tattoo or peircing. maybe people should get the whole stary before judgeing someone.

Posted at 3:18PM on Feb 21st 2008 by keira

84.

*shudder* That makes me queasy. I'm seeing little sparkles dancing before my eyes.


Posted at 11:38AM on Feb 21st 2008 by OCD

85. That's SICK!

Posted at 11:41AM on Feb 21st 2008 by mommyx5

86. What a ding dong!! Spend all that money for implants! THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS WAX HER BIKINI AREA!

Posted at 12:12PM on Feb 21st 2008 by 1ofakind

87. I think it's wonderfully original... I'd bet that this will become somewhat of a trend now.

Posted at 12:47PM on Feb 21st 2008 by WyNter

88. implants are made of surgical steele, and that is a barbell type thing in there. How did it burst? no really...i want proof

Posted at 12:55PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Iowa Girl

89. Lowa Girl,

if you took the time to look up the story you would understand that this implant wasn't steal it was a smaller sized brests implant. and the reason why it burst was because his body rejected it which happens to about 2% of people that get any type of implant. he had it done by a doctor in ideal conditions and they reason why it happened is because his body attacted it. I know layne quite well and one of the other girls that work with him got a small music note placed just under her rib cage and it look great. people that are calling him stupid and all that dont understand that tattoos are more common then uncommon. its like divorce rates you don't think its the norm till it happens to you. he did every thing right but sometime it just dosnt work out. the photo doesn't do the tattoo anygood it was a freaking great tattoo and it still is even though the implant is gone. Layne has alot of experience with tattooing and implants and all that type of stuff he doesn't mess around by taking short cuts. he is a master at what he does and its a shame that this didn't work out but there are more and more people out there getting implants with tattoos or just implants to look crazy. its self expression thats it Hats off to layne for trying something different and not allowing everyday people out there that call names because they dont' understand tell him how to live his life. its a shame it didn't work it was crazy looking. Shame and you guys for sitting there and calling names when all you get is the bare bones of the story and not understanding that this was done professionally. Tattoos are a part of todays life and it has been a normal part of life for a very long time. Layne has always put alot of thought in to everyone of his tattoos that he has and they are all ones that he spent alot of time picking out or making him self. He will not do a tattoo that you just pick out from the book it has to have meaning to you for him to do it. He makes sure that not matter what you want done its some thing that your not going to wake up in a day, week, month or year and as you self what the hell did i do.
He is a great atist.

Posted at 1:10PM on Feb 21st 2008 by mindfreakmedic

90. DUDE!!! That is SICK! This guy seriously need to hit up Dr.TATTOFF ASAP!!! FYI, I saw a flyer that said Dr.TATTOFF is doing FREE tattoo removal ALL day on Monday, Feb 25th, he should be there right when they open the doors!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Marlo

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