Vintage Supermodels Off the Rack

Model, super models, whatever. A waste of space on Earth.

who cares--- i'm first

Doesn't look like your first, bitch.

They are all still pretty HAWT!! All you critics put down the cinnamon roll and wish....

ELLE IS A CLASSIC BEAUTY....THE PRETTIEST ONE OF ALL. NEVER KNEW WHAT ANYONE SAW IN CHERYL

Forget the rest -- Linda Evangelista is a goddess!!

So TMZ - Couldn't come up with a lame rhyme for Cindy? I'm sure she'll feel slighted.

I love the 19 Aids-ies!

Cindy doesn't need a lame rhyme--she knows she's a cheap bitch that loves to brag about her hometown. A hometown she's never done anything for. Maybe now that NIU had the shootings, she'll cough up some money for a nice memorial--yeah, right, who am I kidding?

My bad. So Cindy's caption should have read:

Cindy's super hotness...is irrelevant, because she's a cheap bitch who has forgotten her roots.

Still doesn't rhyme, but I guess it's more descriptive, anyway.

Just another hater--thank you. I couldn't have done it any better myself.

Please pray for NIU and DeKalb--we need it now more than ever.

pays to have good genes huh???

Look what a lifetime of bingeing and purging can do to your body! Don't forget the Botox, Lipo, Restalyn, numerous facelifts, tummy tucks, and cover up makeup can do for you!!! Wow! I'm suppose to be impressed, Not! They look like skinny old hags that have had too much work! Too much money= too much work! Cindy Crawford is the ugliest of the bunch!!!!

I can't believe all you imbeciles are mocking Cindy Crawford, one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. She is a natural beauty, inside and outside. You can't say that about plastic Barbie dolls like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. Cindy is still gorgeous at 42, regardless of what you morons think. Grow up and get that chip off your collective shoulders.

Maybe TMZ didn't put any lame rhymes for Cindy because they thought chris, Just Another Hater and especially the jerk who posted #9 and #11 would supply more than enough lameness on their own. And they were right.

Cindy rocks!