Vintage Supermodels Off the Rack

1. Model, super models, whatever. A waste of space on Earth.

Posted at 2:38PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Jackie

2. who cares--- i'm first

Posted at 2:39PM on Feb 20th 2008 by jojo

3. Doesn't look like your first, bitch.

Posted at 2:43PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Jackie

4. They are all still pretty HAWT!! All you critics put down the cinnamon roll and wish....

Posted at 2:45PM on Feb 20th 2008 by STILL hawt....

5. ELLE IS A CLASSIC BEAUTY....THE PRETTIEST ONE OF ALL. NEVER KNEW WHAT ANYONE SAW IN CHERYL

Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 20th 2008 by LUVTHESTARS84

6. So TMZ - Couldn't come up with a lame rhyme for Cindy? I'm sure she'll feel slighted.

Posted at 2:52PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Just Another Hater

7. I love the 19 Aids-ies!

Posted at 2:52PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Sarcoma

8. Cindy doesn't need a lame rhyme--she knows she's a cheap bitch that loves to brag about her hometown. A hometown she's never done anything for. Maybe now that NIU had the shootings, she'll cough up some money for a nice memorial--yeah, right, who am I kidding?

Posted at 3:24PM on Feb 20th 2008 by The same hometown and cheap skate.

9. My bad. So Cindy's caption should have read:

Cindy's super hotness...is irrelevant, because she's a cheap bitch who has forgotten her roots.

Still doesn't rhyme, but I guess it's more descriptive, anyway.

Posted at 3:42PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Just Another Hater

10. Just another hater--thank you. I couldn't have done it any better myself.

Please pray for NIU and DeKalb--we need it now more than ever.

Posted at 3:46PM on Feb 20th 2008 by The same hometown and cheap skate.

11. pays to have good genes huh???

Posted at 4:30PM on Feb 20th 2008 by RoughDaddy

12. Look what a lifetime of bingeing and purging can do to your body! Don't forget the Botox, Lipo, Restalyn, numerous facelifts, tummy tucks, and cover up makeup can do for you!!! Wow! I'm suppose to be impressed, Not! They look like skinny old hags that have had too much work! Too much money= too much work! Cindy Crawford is the ugliest of the bunch!!!!

Posted at 4:54PM on Feb 20th 2008 by chris

13. I can't believe all you imbeciles are mocking Cindy Crawford, one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. She is a natural beauty, inside and outside. You can't say that about plastic Barbie dolls like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. Cindy is still gorgeous at 42, regardless of what you morons think. Grow up and get that chip off your collective shoulders.

Posted at 5:24PM on Feb 20th 2008 by TommyR

14. Maybe TMZ didn't put any lame rhymes for Cindy because they thought chris, Just Another Hater and especially the jerk who posted #9 and #11 would supply more than enough lameness on their own. And they were right.

Cindy rocks!

Posted at 10:47PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Cindylover1969

15. This is weird. Cheryl Tiegs is definitely "vintage" but the others, especially Linda, are still working regularly for the fashion industry.

Posted at 10:55AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Tony