Von Ahole Can't Be Stretched

2/20/2008 12:52 PM PST
That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections."

The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution against the use of safety belts by declaring, "Cigars are healzy, cigarettes are bad." He's clearly an expert on pole cigar smoking.