That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections."
The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution against the use of safety belts by declaring, "Cigars are healzy, cigarettes are bad." He's clearly an expert on pole cigar smoking.
16. someone help me out here....I see this guy on TMZ all the time, but I cannot figure out why? Who is he, and why do we care?
Posted at 1:09PM on Feb 20th 2008 by dirty
17. Who is he and why do you guys keep wasting space .. nobody reads it, haha
Posted at 1:15PM on Feb 20th 2008 by uhh
18. Hey....if you dont find Prince Von Ahole funny....just pass by the blurbs on him...thats simple and takes what? a fraction of a second to keep moving to the next post....no where does it say you have to play the video
TMZ KEEP PRINCE VON AHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:28PM on Feb 20th 2008 by notawhiner
19. He is funny!! He should have his own show.
Posted at 2:10PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Jazz
20. All this guy seems to do is drive around and around and around....LOL
What a moron.
Posted at 3:25PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Judith
21. I LOVE this guy. Perez Hilton takes up about 1/2 of his blog with his own pictures and videos and they aren't even close to entertaining as the Baron. This guy needs his own reality show.
Posted at 3:46PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Mo
22. Why do you keep reporting on this moron, he is not a prince, he father was a policeman, and he was adopted by a broke princess. Titles do not pass through adoption, and much less to males from non-noble bloodlines.
You should ignore this moron, and do us and the world a favor,m maybe he would disappear.
Posted at 3:57PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Jim Doe
23. sorry tmz staff whose job description includes commenting on posts--he's not gonna get his own reality show, unless he just buys off whoever to produce it. sort of how he's buying you guys off to be on this site.
Posted at 4:08PM on Feb 20th 2008 by lizzi
24. Are you sure his name is Von Ahole and NOT Von GAYhole?? LOL LOL
Posted at 4:11PM on Feb 20th 2008 by WTF?
25. ZSA ZSA GABOR - GABOR'S HUSBAND PLANS TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT ANNA NICOLE AFFAIR
ZSA ZSA GABOR's love cheat husband is out to prove his romance with late star ANNA NICOLE SMITH was not all lies by releasing a book, complete with photos, about their affair. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt hit the headlines shortly after Smith died last year (Feb07) when he joined the list of men claiming to be the father of the tragic actress/model's baby daughter Dannielynn. Photojournalist Larry Birkhead eventually proved he was the girl's biological daddy. Many laughed off Von Anhalt's paternity claims, but now the 64-year-old aims to prove he was Smith's lover. His expose will feature a titillating photograph he took of Anna Nicole - on the cover. He says. "I want to set the record straight once and for all." In the book, the Hungarian royal will also reveal how he attempted to win Anna Nicole a title after their romance - by setting her up with a German aristocrat. He tells America's Globe, "I had someone lined up in Germany who wanted to marry her and give her the title, but sadly she died before it could happen."
Posted at 6:11PM on Feb 20th 2008 by victoria
26. Keep up the good work TMZ! The Prince is one of the best things going!
Posted at 7:02PM on Feb 20th 2008 by Zucro
27. Paternity tests lie! Mr. Prince Zsa Zsa Gabor fathered Larry Birkhead's baby.
Posted at 9:14PM on Feb 20th 2008 by toomanydoggies
28. Are you a sternoid doggie?
Posted at 9:19PM on Feb 20th 2008 by lucky one
29. FIRST, I VANT TO SHANK ALL OF ZA PEOPLES OF TMZ FOR YOU SUPPORTING ME ! I TRUELY ENJOY SPEAKING TO MY PUBLIC OUT IN FRONT OF ZE " IVY " EVERY AFTERNOON ! ZO....PLEASE...LET ME KEEP ENTERTAINING YOU .
SHANKS !!!
Posted at 4:18AM on Feb 21st 2008 by HRH---PRINCE VON A-HOLE
30. Pretty and young Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicoles' Baby's father so no one gives a damn about this book if ?? it ever was released !!, what a waste and no bestseller for sure, fake prince is just leaching off of famous even dead women, does he like necrophelia?, what is he famous for other then being a notorious liar? no one cares about this old gay man if it was'nt for his famous wife. No Show for him, it would be too boring, he is too old anyhow botox won't help anymore.
Anna Nicole RIP
Posted at 4:26AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Edward
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