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Von Ahole Can't Be Stretched

Posted Feb 20th 2008 10:52AM by TMZ Staff

That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections."

The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution against the use of safety belts by declaring, "Cigars are healzy, cigarettes are bad." He's clearly an expert on ~~pole~~ cigar smoking.

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31. LOL TMZ where is the prince today? i need a laugh! Daily updates please. And fellow posters: please do not speak for me...when you say "no one cares" ....how do you know if I think he is funny or not? When you assume you make an ass....you know the rest

Posted at 10:20AM on Feb 21st 2008 by lookingforPrinceVonAhole

32. please tmz stop reporting to us about this guy! i dont care who he is, and I don't care who he's married too! This guy is so old he could be my grandpa- I mean come on! Im sorry but reporting his actons on this site and others only causes him to be a bigger duchbag than he already is.... JUST STOP ALREADY! WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:50AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Sarag

33. thank you!!!!!!!! lookingforvonahole

Posted at 6:49PM on Feb 21st 2008 by victoria

34. He is a con man.

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by xy

35. Funny stuff. This man is quite a character. He's the best thing on the Internet.

Posted at 7:15PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by ironhank

36. No. 36. Right, the best thing on the Internet? I feel sorry for you, get a life......Ironman ?

Posted at 7:52AM on Feb 24th 2008 by xy

37. Very interesting. Thanks for that information ...

Posted at 11:05AM on Mar 4th 2008 by human after all

38. I think A-Hole is the best. I wish VH-1 or E would do a reality show with this guy. Keep up the good work TMZ