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2/21/2008 9:29 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi and Spencer Want to Be Tortured

If Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have chafed you like sandpaper underpants, you'll soon have your revenge. Kind of.

"We're definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game," said Spencer to UsMagazine.com. "You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me." Oh, that does sound like fun! According to Pratt, there will be two versions of the game, the adult version and one for minors. "It's top secret," he assures Us. "Let's just say everyone will be addicted."

No word whether shooting low-rent music videos or wrangling attention from the snapperazzi will be part of the game.

Jessica Simpson: Huge in the Ukraine


If you can't beat 'em, well, go to Eastern Europe.

That's what Jessica Simpson has discovered, as her "Blonde Ambition" just grossed an incredible $253,008 in its opening weekend ... in the Ukraine, reports People. Remember that the "star" vehicle opened here in eight cinemas in Texas and did a whopping $1,771 – total.

Box Office Mojo, which unearthed the good news, says that the former Soviet nations "have a sweet tooth for straight-up comedies ... Russian and Ukrainian audiences have an even bigger urge for escapism than Americans." Escapism from talent, one assumes.

Party Favors: Liz Hurley Accused of Cheaping Out on the Help ... Paula "Disappointed" in New Video ... Omar Sharif Pays Six-Figure Settlement for Alleged Attack


Elizabeth Hurley and her hubby Arun Nayar might be rolling in it, but they're pence-pinchers when it comes to paying their household help, according to reports from the English tabs. A former housekeeper says they paid her as little as $2.33 per hour for 70 hours of work. Hurley's reps had no comment. ... Paula Abdul isn't giving her own new music video the kind of love she slobbers all over "American Idol" contestants. She's not happy about it, says MSNBC, and would be more vocal about it if fellow "AI" judge Randy Jackson weren't involved. ... Omar Sharif will have to pay $318,190 to a Mastro's valet after allegedly punching him for not taking a 20-euro note as payment, reports the L.A. Times.

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Kirstie:  1453 days ago

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


heidi and spencer UR FREAKIN STUPID!
it would be best for the WHOLE world if ur just freakin GO THE HELL AWAY!
to hell with u and ur stupid video game u bunch of lying nobodys

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Area 51:  1453 days ago

Just have them watch a TMZ live feed for a couple of hours. That will be torture enough.

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Kelli:  1453 days ago

Hang your head up Jess, Europe is nice.

Heidi and Spencer. Try and get real jobs and move to the suburbs. It's not as bad as this.

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http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/573785/an_introduction_to_scogos_sgs_or_scogostology.html:  1453 days ago

Jessica is a good clean actress. I hope she will keep it up and achieve more success and fame. I also hope when she becomes very rich and famous that she does not go bad like Britney and Lohan.

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Michelle:  1453 days ago

Do Heidi and Spencer live in the real world? I can't imagine anyone buying this game except the two of them and their families.

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roughdaddy:  1453 days ago


-i got a game idea for spencer and heidi how about a game of peek a boo in front of a firing squad?
-looks like Omar sharif needs another sequal to dr shivago,,,,old fool! you know the valet shouldve kept it,,,the euro is more valuable these days
-uh no,,,watch the russian and ukraine economy go down the drain,,,whos idea was it to preview her movie over there....

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FIRST LOSER:  1453 days ago

FIRST = LOSER

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Kenny is Gay:  1453 days ago

I wouldn't get up out of my chair if that no talent bimbo was standing at the front door. She absolutely make me puke.

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mona lisannt:  1453 days ago

stop giving them the time of day.... boycott the game... the video... the music... don't buy it to buy it.... JUST DON'T DO IT... stop watching The Hills.... just stop...

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Twinker:  1453 days ago

What a grand idea...Let's banish Jessica, Joe and Ashlee all to Ukraine....and Siberia.... The cold their might do them some good since they think they are all so "hot". They are the laughing stock of Dallas....and not welcomed at all.

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John:  1453 days ago

It's just Ukraine, not "THE" Ukraine. You wouldn't say, "The Russia" or "The Mexico". You should know this TMZ!

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TMZ reader:  1453 days ago

Unfortunately, mismanagement has already sunk the musical comeback of Paula Abdul. "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" has been released for weeks and there's no video yet. The video should have been released around the time of the Super Bowl, at the peak of curiosity. Paula's got to get it together! I'm still rooting for her though.

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tmzspawnedtheHEINCERmonster:  1453 days ago

It's obvious these two yahoo's just don't get it. No one cares, no one wants to buy their "music", no one wants to buy their "music video" , no one will want to buy this video game that is top secret. All nincompoops must leave the building, that means you two.

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Ttime42:  1453 days ago

The Hills is just another comedy sitcom- not reality. And these two are MTV's present day Beavis and Butthead.

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jabba:  1453 days ago

Be nice if she would move there. She doesn't make sense speaking English anywy--how would they know the difference. Nick is well rid of her ass. Let her daddy keep pimping out those girls. The nice ex-preacher he is.

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