Paris -- Any Pole Will Do

1. Oh please, not again. Can we just forget about this chick for a couple of months?

Posted at 12:17PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Hoozat

2. yes, ANY pole will do....casue she has those "SIZE 11" feet below to land upright no matter what.

Posted at 12:25PM on Feb 21st 2008 by the jerk

3. BORING!

Posted at 12:29PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Catwalker

4. paris is crazy!!!
She is a horrible singer and actor.
Carly on american idol totally rocks........ I hope everyone irish will vote for her...

Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 21st 2008 by paris stinks

5. I think she carries an expandable pole in her purse for every occassion. Slutiness.....don't leave home without it.

Posted at 12:28PM on Feb 21st 2008 by posters who write FIRST or 1st suck!!

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Posted at 12:43PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Dog Killer is not bright enough to know she is universally despised

7. Expandable pole......ROFL

Good one! Wish I'd said that, haha.

Posted at 12:45PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Hoozat

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I'D RATHER SEE TOM ARNOLD RIDE THE POLE.
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WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SKINNY SKANK. STOP REPORTING ON HER. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at 12:53PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Steven

9. Just say no to the HO

Posted at 9:07AM on Mar 27th 2008 by Johnny

10. Um... Drinking and driving again???????

Posted at 1:05PM on Feb 21st 2008 by PinkYo

11. Nicky looks like a transvestite. There's nothing femme about her. Not even her posture.
Paris looks like a cheap crippled Dollar General Barbie Doll.

Posted at 1:07PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Blah

12. Paris haters were raised by weasels.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 1:17PM on Feb 21st 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

13. Yawn.....Oh, snap not her again! Back to sleep!

Posted at 1:59PM on Feb 21st 2008 by VS

14. A poem for America's Favorite " Legend in Her Own Mind "

Can't act, can't sing, can't dance, can't screw
You should stick to what you know " Killers, victim # 2 "

Being banned from the Oscars made you cry, Boo Hoo !
Bought a 4 million dollar dress, now no photo-op's, who knew

Time for a reality check, Hollywood doesn't want you
But the poor little rich girl doesn't have a clue

By son of a weasel

Posted at 1:43PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Colorado Hick

15. If you didn't write on Paris, Britney or Lindsey, you wouldn't have anything to cover, would you TMZ? If it isn't obvious from her movies sales, no one is interested. She's a bigger media whore than Heidi Montag, but you guys can't seem to get enough of her. You have made her famous beyond her imagination. Does she pay you guys? She is a talentless bimbo and you all need to stop publicizing her every move. It is redundant and boring. May her next DUI be fatal--THAT would be newsworthy.

Posted at 1:54PM on Feb 21st 2008 by You guys suck, TMZ