Paris -- Any Pole Will Do

16. LOOKS LIKE VON A-HOLES MISTRESS. ACHTUNG!!!!

Posted at 1:56PM on Feb 21st 2008 by GRD

17. And the nominees for "Douchebag of the Year" are...

3) Dina & Lindsay WHOREhan - Dina pimped out her daughter, because (aside from lying about being a rockette, and arrogantly calling herself the "white oprah") she has no job or skills to market. While her daughter made money for her, she rode in limosines & drank champagne. Lindsay, in the meanwhile, managed to flush her once promising career down the toilet by getting DUI's, getting arrested for cocaine possession, arrogantly getting in traffic accidents & blaming others for her stupidity, and going through rehab 3x in 1 year.

2) SLUTney spears - Like lilo, she also had a promising career, which she also flushed down the crapper due to mental illness (possibly; the jury's still out on that one), drugs, drinking, partying, flashing her p*ssy numerous times & ignoring her kids. SLUTney holds the distinction of having the most douchebags around her at one time; adnan the terrorist and Lufti the loser included...

1) pearASS SMELLton - pearASS is lucky to be living. Due to her stupidity, sex tapes, drugs, lying, dishonesty, stripping, media whoring and generally being a stuckup arrogant douchebag, her grandfather was so embarrassed by her actions that he gave away to charity 97% of the hilton inheritance, costing the inHeritors hundreds of millions of dollars. The general consensus is that pearASS refuses to be alone in a room with her relatives, for fear of being beaten to death by them...

And the award for "Douchebag of the Year" goes to...ALL OF THEM! THEY'RE ALL DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Yeah

18.

Ah, Paris...a true poseur.

Posted at 2:11PM on Feb 21st 2008 by OCD

19. What else is NEW she'll dance on anything w/ 3 legs WHO KNEW?! NEXT!

Posted at 6:55PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Classicrockgoddess

20. STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY POLE. LUV, PARIS

Posted at 2:24PM on Feb 21st 2008 by NEED TOWEL TO WIPE THE POLE

21. #17. - Hey you, how you will characterize yourself?

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 21st 2008 by The 10 000 pounds elephant

22. This person is going to implode when midlife hits and she's no longer newsworthy. She will have no reason to live.

Posted at 2:35PM on Feb 21st 2008 by mia

23. How is she working the heat lamps like stripper poles?? Looks like she is trying to keep her balance because the paparazzi are about to knock her over.

Posted at 2:44PM on Feb 21st 2008 by M

24. Hey Parasite when does the charitable work in Africa begin?

Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 21st 2008 by sfgdd

25. stop putting pics of Herpes Hilton up. It is really a waste of space. STOP!

Posted at 2:57PM on Feb 21st 2008 by RJinchicago

26. 12. Paris haters were raised by weasels...JUST LIKE pearASS.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful...I AM A RETARD WITH AN IQ OF 40.

800 Pound GAYrilla

Posted at 1:17PM on Feb 21st 2008 by 800 Pound GAYrilla

Posted at 3:08PM on Feb 21st 2008 by 800 Pound GAYrilla

27. No Hilton!

Posted at 3:19PM on Feb 21st 2008 by No Hilton!

28. I just spewed out pea soup......and now my head won't stop spinning..! damn that size 11 hefer and her holes, I mean poles.

Posted at 3:23PM on Feb 21st 2008 by the jerk

29. Paris has the most sexual tummy in the world ! :)

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 21st 2008 by NRG

30. shes trashy

Posted at 3:35PM on Feb 21st 2008 by MsLuscious