Paris -- Any Pole Will Do

That rovin' party gal Paris Hilton rolled into an event last night ... in her, like, totally environmental Land Rover! In true Hilton fashion, on her way in, she worked the heat lamps like they were stripper poles.


Oh, and for those who don't care, Tom Arnold and one of the few Hiltons without a DUI were there as well.

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46. wow that's a bad title. i can't stop laughing about the 'pole'. Reminds me of what sarah silverman said

Posted at 9:26PM on Feb 21st 2008 by lowest mortgage rate jumbo

47. Dear Paris,

I bought 450 Paris Hilton magazine clippings on EBAY.
It will take me a long time to look at them all.
You are so popular.
You are in a lot of magazines.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:33PM on Feb 21st 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

48. you know why i like paris? because everytime i see her on tmz-tv i know there are a bunch of people freaking out and ready to have their heads explode. then quickly running for the nearest computer to exclaim their moral outrage. it really cheers me up!

Posted at 9:37PM on Feb 21st 2008 by bobbyozone

49. bobbylackofozone - who the hell said it was moral outrage? Just cuz I have zero respect and eveyone uses this skank as the laughing stock she herself has proven herself to be does not have anything to do with moral outrage. You fricking fans grasp at any straw you can. You can lower your expectations and standards to idolize her but don't try to make me out to be some sort of prude because I do not like her racist, narcassitic, dog killing ways.

Posted at 10:21PM on Feb 21st 2008 by I don't respect her because she's a loser.......

50. I heard she was banned from the Oscar's for being a racist, no talent skank.

Posted at 10:40PM on Feb 21st 2008 by hahahaha her movie BOMBED!

51. People should institute a class action lawsuit against PH and her publicists for pubic harassment.

No more Hilton!

Posted at 10:40PM on Feb 21st 2008 by BillM

52. I see my wife has already posted here, so I'll join her in saying...

No more Hilton!

Posted at 11:06PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Wes

53. SHE' JUST A PIG!

Posted at 2:03AM on Feb 24th 2008 by Wise One

54. SHE' JUST A PIG!

Posted at 11:16PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Wise One

55. PIG PIG PIG

Posted at 11:15PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Wise One

56. Even though every1 says to stop posting about Paris, every1 still loves it. TMZ, we really do appreciate u coverage of Paris, and we know that u guys like a lot her cuz u write about her so much. Now u are always mean to her, but thats just because thats what people like to see TMZ act like. So GO PARIS!

Posted at 2:59AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by We love Paris

57. How many Paris azz kissing paps does it take to feed her ego anyway? Kathy, you must be so proud of your little "Star" and her ever so successful movie, "The Sluttie and the obviously more attractive girl made up to look bad."

Posted at 2:26AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Shar

58. Big foot, skank, herpes spreading B-Otch!!!!

Posted at 11:45AM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Kelli

59. Gorilla tell the truth about the clippings. Your mommy bought them with her income from the strip club. Why did you say the best sex you ever had was with your own mother???? You are a bad boy!!!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Feb 22nd 2008 by Big Bear

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