Shy and the Family Stern

16. FIRST = TOTAL LOSER

Posted at 11:11AM on Feb 21st 2008 by FIRST LOSER

17. Bianca is too cute !!!

Posted at 11:13AM on Feb 21st 2008 by NYone

18. Howard who. dude talk about falling stars

Posted at 11:24AM on Feb 21st 2008 by rocket

19. What a hideous looking freak I am. I can't you guys (TMZ) caught me out this morning. But kudos to you for catching me and my girlfriend Beth Oats out with the dog. I wish I knew of a way besides the botox and plastic surgery where I would be more presentable to the human race. I concede I am an ugly fool without much talent except to talk dirty. No one taks more dirty than me. Well I gotta go, we're calling the "jailbird" which is Beth Oats' father who is in prison as we speak. He's getting out soon so I need to get to work to pay off his attornies. Why did God give me such an ugly face!

Posted at 11:24AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Howard Stern

20. Just wait until Steve Langford and the Howard 100 News department does a story about TMZ. I hope u guys have a phone receptionist with good patience because the flood of prank calls to TMZ will be hilarious!

Posted at 1:07PM on Feb 26th 2008 by Blez

21. Wow, Howard is indeed a monster looking fellow. And Beth does have a horses face. Imagine her swallowing that little thing. How does this high class prostitute which she was before she met doodie look at herself in the mirror each day. Howie is such a slime bucket. When he climbs on top of her I bet all she can think about is the money, nothing more. What woman would allow Howie to ejaculate into her.

Posted at 11:28AM on Feb 21st 2008 by Charlie Varrick

22. Just wait until Steve Langford and the Howard 100 News department does a story about TMZ. I hope u guys have a phone receptionist with good patience because the flood of prank calls to TMZ will be hilarious!

Posted at 12:01PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Dan

23. Even Howard Stern gets older. He was very funny prior to his overt sexual turn. Very inventive in those early 80's. Oh, well. Change is part of life.

Posted at 12:00PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Barbara

24. Getting tooo, passe, this style of 'humor'...... So are you, and the girly....

Posted at 12:04PM on Feb 21st 2008 by GREATNECK

25. Now here's the ugliest man alive - inside and out!

Posted at 12:14PM on Feb 21st 2008 by My 2¢

26. Howard Stern's fans' combined IQ = .00002

Posted at 12:20PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Stern Blows

27. douche and douchebag too good for anyone else. you just made 500 million and you can't stop for one second to say hello? ya' know being ugly isn't just from physical appearance. lighten up Lerch. Guess he was in a hurry to get to that horse-faced girlfriend.

peace

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 21st 2008 by spread the love

28. Howard is the best at what he does. Nobody can deny him that. Haters just don't know.

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Nick

29. I listen regularly to the HS Show and its pretty much still the same as before except with curse words. Its not necessarily getting better or worse. Stern would love all his fans to believe that its blowing up though, when in actuallity its not. Why do you think they are so desperate to have the sirius-xm merger go through? they used to bash XM on that show and now they want to merge?! Thats because sirius is hurting, Just look at their stock vs. XM. Thing is Howard promoted his new show as commercial free blah blah, but the truth is that there are plenty of commercials and promoting on the show and the show is only mon-thurs. and howard takes a two week vacation every 6 weeks. For those of you who aren't paying for satellite, you are not missing much.

Posted at 1:06PM on Feb 21st 2008 by vm8a

30. Howard Stern is this generation's Larry King. Old, irrelevent and out of touch. Stern stopped being funny in the early 90's, and even then, Jackie and Billy were the only ones that made him funny.

It's really sad to see him fade away into obscurity like he has.

Posted at 1:53PM on Feb 21st 2008 by Java Log