Prince Von Ahole strapped on his waterproof man panties to join Miss Germany, Angelina Glass, for some strange PR stunt at a home decorating expo -- where the Groper of Grunberg's actions under the water won't make Zsa Zsa proud.
Why the Perv of Papenburg was chosen for this task this is a mystery -- as he creepily sipped champagne with the bikini-clad beauty while acting passive and aggressively sexual.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. LOL
Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Zsa Zsa
2. That poor Ms. Germany ...she will have nightmares for centuries...
Posted at 2:53PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Cat
3. LOL = FIRST = LOSER!
Posted at 2:55PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by FIRST LOSER
4. Was he there to buy a "chacussi" or "shacuzzi"? I love this guys accent. And he really knows how to sport the BLING. Those europeans have the best bathing suits. Thanks again TMZ for making my day.
Posted at 2:57PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Mo
5. Im reading/commenting about this embarrassing old Kraut on a sunny Saturday afternoon.. Who's the bigger loser now, huh?
Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Trucker
6. I'm actually impressed how he is in such good shape...
Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Barbara
7. I took Ms Germany to the prom in 2004 and had a ball. We danced and danced and danced. Then we went back to my jacuzzi and relaxed to the sounds of Buddy Holly and The Crickets. She is suppose to come over to my place tonight for more jacuzzi antics.
Posted at 3:01PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Ms Germany Was My Prom Date
8. I tell you vaut goes on under z water...SHRINKAGE...
Posted at 3:02PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by Cat
9. What a freak!! Do us all a favor........go back to the country you came from and stay in your dungeon.
Posted at 3:03PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by sherricheu
10. what an old perv.. hope his wife throws him out of the house
Posted at 3:07PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by :)
11.
-someone's counting the day till sza sza have that prolong sleep
-I can find better gigs than that for ms germany
Posted at 3:07PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by ЯÔùgh`Däddy
12. The girl is quite safe, he is a fairy!
Posted at 3:11PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by M
13. THIS PERV IS ALSO A TOTAL PHONEY, NOT A REAL PRINCE, STORY IS HE USED TO RUN HOMOSEXUAL BATHOUSES IN GERMANY BEFORE BUYING HIS REPUTED TITLE, SEE WIKIPEDIA:Prinz von Anhalt was born as Hans Robert Lichtenberg (other sources state Hans-Georg Lichtenberg) near Bad Kreuznach, Germany. The son of a German police officer, he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt (1898-1983).
Her first marriage was to Prince Joachim of Prussia, the youngest son of German Emperor William II. Prince Joachim committed suicide in 1920 after four years of marriage. She subsequently (1926) wed Johannes-Michael Freiherr von Loën, whom she divorced in 1935.[1]
Upon his adoption by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt, Lichtenberg took the name Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt; he is also known as Frédéric von Anhalt. The adoption and name change did not confer any title or nobility, though this is often assumed by various media outlets unfamiliar with the technicalities of the adoption and which, therefore, frequently refer to him incorrectly as a prince. Prinz von Anhalt is his surname, rather than a title, as per German laws regarding the country's former nobility. In addition to long-standing conventions prohibiting the transfer of German titles to adopted individuals -- except for individuals who are blood relations adopted by another relative -- the Anhalt family does not include Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt as a member. [2]
Some reports have stated that Prinz von Anhalt, a former masseur[3], has said that he was a friend of Princess Marie Auguste's only child, Prince Karl of Prussia (1916-1975), and that the grieving mother adopted him out of kindness and gave him the name Prince Frederic von Anhalt of Munich, the Duke of Saxony. These reports stated that British press reports indicate that Princess Marie Auguste was bankrupt and the adoption apparently was a business transaction. The transaction was masterminded by Hans Hermann Weyer, a former window dresser who became an honorary consul of Bolivia in Luxembourg[4] and who became known in the 1960s for selling certificates of nobility, doctoral degrees from invented colleges and universities, and other decorations in Germany.[5][6] Jailed several times on fraud charges and described in 1982 by John Vinocur of The New York Times as "a Munich rogue who sold phony titles" to "used-car dealers hungry for respectability", Weyer is given credit for Lichtenberg's adoption in the latter's biographical profile in the cast list of the 2005 German reality-television program Die Burg.[7][8] According to the newspaper Rhein-Zeitung, Weyer was adopted as an adult, in 1996, by a Countess of Yorck of Wartenberg (Gräfin von Yorck von Wartenberg), a 78-year-old German noblewoman, and now uses the name Consul Weyer Graf von Yorck.[9][10]
Prinz von Anhalt, according to certain reports, has reportedly profited to the tune of millions of dollars by selling the Anhalt name to other individuals. "If someone offers you $2 million, you do it", he has said.
Posted at 3:17PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by M
14. The guy's bod actually ain't too bad for his age. I think he is an absolute trip. I would love to drop a couple of hits of acid with him and throw Lep Zeppelin's first album on the turn table. Preferably You Shook Me or Dazed and Confused.
Posted at 3:19PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by blink
15. THIS BITCH BETTER WATCH OUT THE OLD GEEZER WILL STICK IT IN HER. AND SQUIRT THEN THE NEXT THING YA KNOW THERE WILL BE A CUSTUDY BATTLE LIKE WITH ANNA NICOLE
Posted at 3:25PM on Feb 23rd 2008 by big balls
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