Aguilera's Genies Poppin' Out The Bottle

31. Hello, you guys forgot how implants look?????? Yes like saucers, no real boobs, milk or not are this round and high on the top. And does it not make sense for her to take the new toy to town?

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 24th 2008 by floridakay

32. Your breasts do become big and I am not kidding... perfect after you have a baby. Mine went fom an A to a D, I loved them. Nevertheless this bitch has always seemed skanky and she needs to put them away, seriously.

PS my friend lived in the same neighborhood when she was younger and they were at a house party and two guys got into a fight there because she was doing both of them, she was only like 16, true story.

Posted at 1:38PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Actually

33. Gross! You can see veins!

Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 24th 2008 by gag me

34. she is hot as hell..........and if her stuff is saggy she can afford to fix em later..........shes beautiful!

Posted at 1:57PM on Feb 24th 2008 by soliz_gurl

35. Oh, honey I could suck those puppies dry! Nothing tastes as sweet as mother's milk!

Posted at 1:56PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Bill Clinton

36.
I'm imagining my manhood nestled between those golden globes right now.

:)

Posted at 1:57PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Ur Sofa King We Todd It

37. Her showing them off is because she has to for some reason to feel better about herself. Being a new mother is the most awesome experience in the world. I guess for Xtina, it's the assets of motherhood that are most important. She must like alot of attention, every shot I've seen on TV otherwise is Pamela Andersonish. TACKY at it's best.

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 24th 2008 by DrLaura

38. She's starting to look like a porn star - class it up some.

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 24th 2008 by barb

39. Her husband must be well must be packing a big one cause he is one ugly man. Christina you could have done better than that. Can people with silcone breasts breast feed? She has some sickly looking breasts.

Posted at 2:35PM on Feb 24th 2008 by ning_ning

40. They might look sexy now but take my word for it...as soon as she stops nursing they will look like National Geographic boobies! She'll be needing a little lift in no time!

Posted at 2:37PM on Feb 24th 2008 by ms.behavin

41. The woman had THREE boob jobs already. Years ago, she got the first one- not big enough. For the second boob job to make them bigger- another pop star happened to be in the same hospital getting herself yet another boob job- and Ms. Aguilera judged them to be bigger than her own. Ms. Aguilera began hollering down the hallway that she wanted hers to be fixed- they STILL weren't big enough- and that was boob job #3. That is a well-known story. Now we all know that when a woman gets pregnant her breasts grown larger because she is carrying milk for the baby- but after birth the breats return to their natural size. What a lot of these breast-surgery babes are trying to do (wait for J.L0s' big explosion) is to say, "Geez- I got preggers and look what happened! Oh my God- they got so BIG and it was just because I had a baby. And guess what- they're permanent!" The only difference is that Ms. Aguilera is wearing a bra that pushes the (oh-so-fake) breasts together. Unfortunately, unattractive spider veins and enlarged pores can pop out because the skin has already been stretched too far. Check out Tori "I just found these uncomfortable looking fake boobs" Spelling for another example. Love the wonders of motherhood!

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Janey

42. I would love to pop them with a needle. Cover them up!

Posted at 2:55PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Just Killing Time

43. I am having my breast removed tommorow and after looking at xtina's boobs I have two things 2 say:

1. I think its disgusting that she is nursing her baby with those things!
2. I would rather have a masectomy them look like her!

Posted at 3:04PM on Feb 24th 2008 by abouttoloseaboob

44. It's always fun until someone loses an eye.

Posted at 3:06PM on Feb 24th 2008 by Thar she blows!

45. How much time do you think she actually spends being a mother? From the looks of her nights out on the town, not much. Go home and feed your child with those things.

Posted at 4:18PM on Feb 24th 2008 by rupert pupkin