Celebrity Justice
Hoff to Pam: One French Maid, Pleeeze!

Maybe the best divorce papers ever. A judge has just given David Hasselhoff the green light to retrieve some of his stuff at the family home.
Read the docs
Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal docs.

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16. Neither one of them have any talent. How much do their pictures actually sell for? Why are they worth talking about?

Posted at 9:06PM on Feb 25th 2008 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

17. Hey number ten before you go and comment on the hoff and Knight Rider make sure you were a true fan.... because all true fans know its Knight Rider not Night rider.................... so lame

Posted at 9:13PM on Feb 25th 2008 by exoticbreed

18. . . .and we care about this drunk has-been because . . .

Posted at 9:22PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Richard Pierce

19. READ ALL COMMENTS, BY ME, ALSO GO TO IMDb.COM TO RESEARCH BEFORE YOU HAVE MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH...........

Posted at 9:33PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

20. It didn't mention the left over spillage of burger king that DAVID lost on the way from his hand to his mouth.
Is that so the family can eat, The soon to be X wife looks like she could use some food?

Posted at 9:34PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rusty LiZa M

21. I SAW HIM AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD (ph) He WAS SO FULL OF HIMSELF IT WAS SICK HE WAS TALKING TO ME AND JUST STAREING AT MY B00BS ( I HAVE BIG NATURAL SEXY NIPS) SO HE WAS A LITTLE TRAPPED BUT OVER ALL HE ACTED LIKE A TOOL.

Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 25th 2008 by AuntB

22. Ok RoughD, I might could use some advice on how to do that sometime.

Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 25th 2008 by smartypants

23. #24 - AuntB - you sound totally legit. Take your big natural sexy nips and press "spell-check", then cap lock OFF.

Posted at 9:49PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Is there such a thing as UN-natural nips?

24. I heard that the elephant tusks have french ticklers.....

Posted at 9:52PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Chacko

25. Stop answering your own comments, it makes you look like an ass.

Posted at 9:59PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Moderator

26. 26, yes, I hear if a woman gets a enlargement, they actually create and make new ones. I think thats unreal. jmo.

Posted at 10:00PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

27. # 29 - Sounds painful to me, just like this story.

Posted at 10:05PM on Feb 25th 2008 by So there IS such a thing as UN-natural nips?

28. I hear it is, but they don't need a bra so there is "perks."

Posted at 10:18PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

29. But wouldn't you lose feeling? Seems stupid and boring as well as painful.
As for Hoff, I think he was a decent actor once but this divorce thing is just idiotic.

Go Sox

Posted at 10:19PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

30. BJ, sorry for the crude initials, I dont know, Mine are real but need a "little" lift. Sorry men, I have breast fed.

Posted at 10:25PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

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