Hoff to Pam: One French Maid, Pleeeze!

Maybe the best divorce papers ever. A judge has just given David Hasselhoff the green light to retrieve some of his stuff at the family home.
Read the docs
Pamela Bach must let David into the Encino home to remove the following items:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (great for parties)

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal docs.

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31. BJ, sorry for the crude initials, I dont know, Mine are real but need a "little" lift. Sorry men, I have breast fed.

Posted at 10:25PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

32.

I am not that interested in this. Just curious is the user "vivianhoney" on that famous celebs dating site gothicmingle.com ?
and we care about this drunk has-been because . . .

Posted at 11:01PM on Feb 25th 2008 by debbygal

33. He should be locked up for having the elephant tusk.

Posted at 11:29PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Sneaky

34. You should work for THE HOFF"? He likes women as I did not see one in his entire auntrage...except Pam Anderson doing the Hans Clans opening, It'a a cool show. The ph is in a HOT spot away from the palms away from 20 somthings and the older girls with there welthy husbands during the day. ect.
Number whatever,Is there such a thing as UN-natural nips?.....

Posted at 11:16PM on Feb 25th 2008 by AuntB

35. I'll bet there's more than a few 'souvenir' Pamela Anderson smelling bikini bottoms stashed somewhere in that house!

Posted at 11:55PM on Feb 25th 2008 by BigTicket

36. I'll bet there's more than a few 'souvenir' Pamela Anderson smelling bikini bottoms stashed somewhere in that house!

Posted at 11:55PM on Feb 25th 2008 by BigTicket

37. 3. Did you ever see that Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"? I loved the scene where he is leaving Bernadette Peters and he grabs random objects in their house saying, "This is ALL I need."

Darling,
I also enjoyed this gemstone and I can recall when the can's pf oil get hit and he cant figure out why they are defective, the serial killer chose his name out of a phone book...Good Time FUN!

Posted at 11:24PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rusty LiZa

38. RD, you are not you eithier, peace,

Posted at 12:02AM on Feb 26th 2008 by smartypants

39. OWNING IVORY IS ILLEGAL.

HE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED FOR THAT!

Posted at 12:24AM on Feb 26th 2008 by IVORY BELONGS ON ELEPHANTS - it's ILLEGAL in the USA

40. Hof, don't forget about Carmen Elektra's original 'starter' breast implants in the hall closet!

Posted at 12:46AM on Feb 26th 2008 by BigTicket

41. Run boy run forget about the horn but wait a harley this is serious grab your white tuss and them there wheels and get out of there because a mad woman tis your worst nightmare. Don't forget your credit card for fuel! Run boy run!

Posted at 1:44AM on Feb 26th 2008 by doda

42. Thats love for ya forms in ya heart bust in ya ass! lol Time to drop to your knees and beg son....

Posted at 1:48AM on Feb 26th 2008 by doda

43. Who gets KITT?

Posted at 7:52PM on Feb 28th 2008 by William Monif

44. He should be more worried about getting himself into a rehab! Then fighting over material stupid stuff! You know where he's going to stick that elephant tusk? When he is all alone and has some free time on his next drunken rampage, don't you?! He is a sick old,bloated, disgusting drunk! Why does Hollywood give a d*mn about him anymore! Hey! I here Alec Balwin needs a roomie Hoff!

Posted at 8:55AM on Feb 26th 2008 by chris

45. shame to watch the hoff-man waste his life...

Posted at 10:00AM on Feb 26th 2008 by Sadie

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