Celebrity Justice
Judge to Newsvixen: You Got Off Easy This Time!

Newsmess Alycia Lane apparently wasn't quite crazazy enough to assault a cop -- and will get off with just a day of community service for an alleged smackdown back in December.


Lane was in court this morning, where the Manhattan DA took the felony charge of assault down to a minor obstruction and harassment charge -- to which Lane plead not guilty. According to the DA, the scratches she made on the NYPD officer in question -- when she also allegedly called the cop "a f***ing dyke" -- didn't rise to the legal definition of physical injury.

"I'm so glad this is over," said Lane. She didn't respond when asked if her next gig might be in wrestling. If Lane stays arrest-free for six months, the case will be dismissed and sealed.

Tags: Alycia Lane, AlyciaLane

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16. that's what happens when you're pretty and got serious connections

Posted at 11:30PM on Feb 25th 2008 by charlotte jumbo loan

17. She is such a skank!! She'll be back in the news for some other classless act in less than 6 months! Philly is glad she's gone!!!!

Posted at 8:12PM on Feb 26th 2008 by quita

18. I can't believe Chris Booker is dating that skank. Sure, she is pretty but she's a bigot and a bitch... and apparently, a drunk (or a druggie).

I can only assume that Booker is a douche bag; otherwise, why would he date a skanky bigot like that?

Posted at 2:21AM on Feb 27th 2008 by SuperGirl

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