Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch

Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.


Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.



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16. Dogs keep getting TORTURED in the puppy mills because crap like this buys pets from PET STORES

All pet stores sell puppies from puppy mills. ALL OF THEM Paris!

Posted at 7:12PM on Feb 25th 2008 by bethany

17. I'm a Paris hater. I wish she would "Ledger" herself.



Posted at 7:18PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Cartman

18. Oh, just how many ways are there to hate this bitch! I guess benji doesn't care about getting herpes or whatever else she also has! She is just nasty on so many different levels!

Posted at 7:18PM on Feb 25th 2008 by 20 mg of reality! STAT!

19. That guy must have an IQ below 40 or be very very very hard up for the company of the opposite sex. Note I did not call Parasite a woman or female, just the opposite sex. First of all, doesn't he know that she is a nobody? A complete absolute zero? She has no talent, her movies stink, her cd stank and doe not even deserve one hit sonder status. Her heiress stamp is just something that the press has put on her because of her last name. She is not getting any money because her grandfater is giving it all away to other organizations. Paris is just a club tramp that is trying to make the best of her quickly fading youth in order to make a little money. Who else would blindly endorse a product called champaigne in a can. It might as well be pudding in your pocket because it is a dumb idea and has already proven to be a very slow seller. Probably due to the fact that it is a stupid idea and also that Parasite put her name on it. Buddy, take this advice and RUN AWAY from that thang. She will lead you down the path to destruction after squeezing what little life blood that you still have. Go Away Parasite......nobody likes you.

Posted at 7:21PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Go Away Parasite! Run Buddy Run! While You Still Can!

20. perhaps the kid is going to breed the bitch and stopped by the pet store so they could see the litter's mother.

Posted at 7:48PM on Feb 25th 2008 by richard pierce

21. Hope she didn't give all those puppys fleas.

Posted at 7:23PM on Feb 25th 2008 by FlBiker

22. What or who going to take Paris to the Altar? She gives it away without commitment, so why buy the cow if you get the milk for free? Old, but still true.

Posted at 7:24PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Lenn K.

23. As bad as Paris is, she still beats all the hags that post here. Non-stop bitching. Hate cuz you're jealous. If any of you are lucky enough to get a man, he has to live in hell. You women are bitching hags.

Posted at 7:26PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Ralph Malph

24. WTF Paris? BAD MOVE...we have a future

Posted at 7:29PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM

25. Benji your getting quite a girl. Way to go.

Posted at 7:38PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

26. P.S. to Benji, please put a pole in your home.

Posted at 7:39PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli

27. Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes - unlike pearASS who is a douchebag.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful - like a rabid wolverine.
I'm 800 Pound Gayrilla, and I play with myself.

800 Pound Gayrilla

Posted at 7:42PM on Feb 25th 2008 by 800 Pound GAYrilla

28. What species would marry an idiot like paris hilton??

Posted at 7:45PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Big Bear

29. TMZ, no one but you cares about this dim-witted, lying, herpes infected slut. Stop running stories about her.

Posted at 7:43PM on Feb 25th 2008 by She SUCKS, on her knees...

30. Oh, my girl Paris. Don't be in any hurry to get to the hangman's gallow.

Posted at 7:46PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Angiebaby

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