Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.
Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.
31. I'll marry her and put the bun in the oven!
Call me baby!
Posted at 7:47PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Paris Hilton's Sex Slave
32. this bitch works it hard
Posted at 7:55PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
33. Paris Hilton is a slezzy trashy whore. She benifits noughting 2 the human race. Trailer trash.
Posted at 8:02PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Regina Gale
34. WHAT AN IDIOTIC DUMB-AZZ B---OTCH!!!!...she should have her tubes tied...no more Hiltons, PARIS is one too many.
Posted at 8:04PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli
35. I can't wait to see what kind of loser would marry a whore like Paris. Yes, that will be a good day, and we shale all have a good laugh then.
I'm betting that it will be someone from a different country. At least I hope so because I want to believe that there isn't an American alive that would be stupid enough to marry her. Greedy enough is a different issue though.
Posted at 8:15PM on Feb 25th 2008 by George Clooney is a CryBaby
36. say what you want about this bitch but I think she looks FUN
Posted at 8:21PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
37. *rolling here to*
Posted at 8:35PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Kelli
38. Nobody wants to marry Paris because she's girl you get herpes from, not the girl you bring home to mom. Mama Madden needs to put her foot down like Mama Latsis did and say you marry a porn whore, you'll be cut off from the family.
Posted at 8:48PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Herpes von Wonkenstein
39. Maybe she thinks if she just pretends to be Nicole she'll actually get her act together. BTW love you Nicole!
Posted at 12:23AM on Feb 27th 2008 by Carolyn
40. Why does she think that the hair extension hanging off of the side looks good. Lately she is looking fairly ugh.
The bloom is off he rose.
800 pound gorilla
Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 25th 2008 by 800 pound gorilla
41. whatyever - BEST CELEBRITY SINCE HENDRIX
Posted at 9:01PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
42. there is nothing about this guy that is sexy or attractive. NOTHING!
Posted at 9:01PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Hottrainwreck
43. He's gonna use her and dump her because he can't be that much of a dolt to fall for the family pressure. Nicole and Paris are the hugest losers. The Maddens will be the same if they force Ben to marry Paris. What a huge mistake and especially now that her movie bombed worse than Hiroshima. She's just trying to forget her pain. He's just getting good head. Nicole needs to shut her pie hole and take care of her kid and HER OWN marriage.
Posted at 9:09PM on Feb 25th 2008 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
44. Paris is pathetic. Very pathetic.
Posted at 9:13PM on Feb 25th 2008 by mm
45. No more Paris, please. Ever.
Posted at 9:13PM on Feb 25th 2008 by babot
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