Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch

46. 800 lb gorilla,
She wears the long extension to cover her WONKY EYE! It's just too bad it isn't floor length............

Posted at 9:14PM on Feb 25th 2008 by paris is a dog killing racist

47. these are harsh accusations - but will they stand up in the court of BITCH ??

Posted at 9:19PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM

48. Dear Paris,

There is another 800 pound gorilla on TMZ
who says mean things about you.
I am the one who adores you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:21PM on Feb 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

49. 800 lb gorilla (aka kathy hilton) - listen honey, no matter how many times you write it, your skank daughter will NEVER EVER be a princess. Be consoled by the fact that she is the QUEEN OF THE SKANKS though.

Posted at 9:24PM on Feb 25th 2008 by She was BANNED FROM THE OSCARS

50. Can dogs get herpes?

Posted at 9:28PM on Feb 25th 2008 by That itches and burns a bit

51. #52 Can dogs get herpes

You could not get a dog drunk enough to do Parisite

Posted at 9:36PM on Feb 25th 2008 by FlBiker

52. Paris Hilton's crappy album didn't even make enough to buy her 6 months of Valtrex, LOL.

Posted at 9:40PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Gina

53. any final words Meg?

Posted at 9:45PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM

54. In her crappy book a few years ago she said one of the rules of being an heiress is 'NEVER going out the night after the Oscars'.
I'm holding that bitch to that, I better not see any pics of her out 'dancing' or 'singing' tomorrow on the websites.

Posted at 9:48PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Take her out to the curb, she's starting to stink

55. CAROLINE!!! - she the reason for the word *BITCH*

Posted at 9:49PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM

56. F*** her, she wouldn't be anything if she didn't film herself having horrible looking sex with a loser like herself. She wouldn't be anything if it wasn't for the 12 year old retards who helped the ratings of The Simple Life by watching her act like an idiot and stick her hand up a cow's a$$.

Guys tell you you're beautiful, Paris? Sure, everyone needs sex. I feel like I contracted Herpes Simplex II just by watching your birthday strip show.

And those Madden brothers are losers that only 10 year olds listen to. They try to be so hardcore with their tattoos and sunglasses.

Posted at 9:50PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Gina

57. Nobody likes Pairs. Nobody Likes Paris. Nobody likes Paris.
Nobody likes Paris. Nobody likes Paris. Nobody Likes Paris.

Posted at 9:55PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Nobody Likes Paris

58. collection day - tax season

Posted at 9:57PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM

59. Parasite is so dull-witted and lazy. She can't think of anything to do with her life but what nicole ritchie did. (And...she is no Nicole Ritchie).
Stupid girl, go to africa like you said you would when you got out of jail!

Posted at 9:59PM on Feb 25th 2008 by sfgdd

60. Gina, I agree, while looking at the pictures of her spastically flailing around in that champagne glass I noticed it was the first time I could smell the stink coming from a photo,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted at 10:02PM on Feb 25th 2008 by No respect for her