Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.
Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.
61. Paris, I applaud you, and you're lucky b/c I don't applaud often (except to myself)
Posted at 10:04PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
62. What an attention whore..........she purposely leaked this story to the press so we would forget how her crappy movie tanked and the fact that she was banned from attending the Academy Awards.
Posted at 10:26PM on Feb 25th 2008 by She's not only is she an attention whore, she's a just a WHORE
63. aww - so like aww
Posted at 10:36PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
64. why I can not see my comments?
Posted at 10:43PM on Feb 25th 2008 by debbygal
65. .No matter what had happened. I just want to find a speical relationship. Where should I start, maybe at a popular & hot community gothicmingle.com. May be you want to check out, let's chat if possible.
hoho..it is funny
Posted at 10:45PM on Feb 25th 2008 by debbygal
66. MAYBE ITS CAUSE U CANT FOR PROPERLY SENTENCYS
Posted at 10:47PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JM
67. WHAT A SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:56PM on Feb 25th 2008 by brandon
68. Why is she still alive?
Posted at 11:12PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Whoa
69. #69, charlotte mort....now THAT was funny. It almost made want to click your address!
Posted at 11:18PM on Feb 25th 2008 by HaHa!
70. In order for Paris to get pregnant the sperms will have to get through the herpes infected mine field. The herpes will attack and the sperms will retreat, only to counterattack the herpes when their defense are down. Wow, isn't this great. We're talking about VD.
Posted at 11:19PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Lenn K.
71. One good thing about Paris...
As torn back as that fist taking, tool burying, well oiled and well used gash is, poppin out a pooch won't traumatize it one damned bit.
As for the guy....maybe he's into sloppy 5ths and the Gaping gash, scrawny assed look.
Posted at 4:08AM on Feb 26th 2008 by conspiracy
72. the thought of her breeding is terrifying.
Posted at 6:49AM on Feb 26th 2008 by Kimmie
73. what a whore he''l be history in 7 days
Posted at 8:14AM on Feb 26th 2008 by Toni
74. Perfect couple, he's nasty looking and she's just plain nasty!
Posted at 8:46AM on Feb 26th 2008 by Dawn Day
75. If they do get married, I anticipate a divorce in the next year or so.
Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 26th 2008 by Maria
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