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Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch

Posted Feb 25th 2008 6:46PM by TMZ Staff

Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.


Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.

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76. Looking for love in all the wrong places;
Looking for love in all the wrong faces...

I think I love the bitch.

What are you doing Thursday, Paris?
Wanna get married?

We could build beautiful hotels together.

Posted at 11:07AM on Feb 26th 2008 by rancelot

77. WATCH... this will lead to a double wedding extravaganza for paris & nicole... theyll televise it & make millions and probably be divorced in 3 months.. then their honeymonn sex videos will come out and theyll make more $$$..
is there no end??

Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 26th 2008 by antoinette

78. ANY MAN who would MARRY PARIS IS """""SICK"""""!! JUST LOOK At tv.. 7 YOU"LL SEE HOW many different men she has had!!! NASTY GIRL!!! if a guy married her, how would she ever know if the marriage is for love or her grandpas money?

Posted at 3:37PM on Feb 26th 2008 by Mrs. Soto

79. everyone knows how skanky she is, but have we forgotten- THE HILTON FORTUNE!! for God's sake people, not only does she have the sex, she has the money, and now she has the rock n roll! a little STD never stopped a super slut in full swing

Posted at 5:18PM on Feb 26th 2008 by pariswannabe

80. Aw, come on. She'll be in someone else's pants by Monday. Why is this news?

Posted at 6:36PM on Feb 26th 2008 by Paris sucks

81. You know i dont really like paris to much..but #5 your rude and crude and social unexceptable !!!

Posted at 11:19AM on Mar 27th 2008 by sierra

82. I can't believe how many negative remarks about Paris. At least, she would probably get married before she has kids, unlike Nicole Richie. And Christina and Jennifer Lopez got married before they had kids. And even Scott Baio. Get on the bus, Nicole and Joel.... You have to watch Scott Baio's show to understand what that means.. It's too early in the morning for this...

Posted at 5:36AM on Feb 28th 2008 by Jayne

83. Could care less about there relationship. Now maybe Paris Hilton's original dog(S) were from a puppy mill, but she said on a program that her dogs kept having puppies and she could not give them up.

Posted at 6:22PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Charla1956

84. After I saw the Paris sex tapes I cant hate Paris she knows how to have fun.

Posted at 6:31PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ironbar

85. Funny...I was under the impression homosexuals were making a mockery of the institution of marriage.

Posted at 4:20PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Mkeson1

86. Paris - once again going for sloppy seconds! Why is it she always goes for men who are newly single? Says alot really.

Posted at 6:04PM on Mar 5th 2008 by lee

87. "I can't believe how many negative remarks about Paris. At least, she would probably get married before she has kids"

Jayne, heres hoping she DOESNT breed!

Posted at 6:06PM on Mar 5th 2008 by lee

88. she will do anything to stay in the media~ poor guy!!

Posted at 7:00PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Kelly

89. Paris is nothing but a celebrity wannabe HOE.
She is Untalented and is an absolute zero.
Everyone laughs at her.

Posted at 10:40AM on Mar 6th 2008 by Paris is a SKANK

90. paris is a waste of valuable oxygen. Would someone do the right thing and drown the bitch??

Posted at 10:23PM on Mar 7th 2008 by Big Bear

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