Ron White from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour swore to our cameraman last night he wouldn't get into his car and get a DWI. Then he proceed to get into his car and drive away. Huh?
In between his promise and the breaking of said promise, White explained how comedy is like oral sex. It makes more sense when he says it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. Redneck.
Posted at 1:55PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Kelli
2. i love that guy!! it doesn't matter how many cigars or scotches he has in one day... he's still ok to drive. it's his norm. but WHAT IS UP WITH THE PURSE?!? did not look like a man bag at all!
Posted at 2:06PM on Feb 27th 2008 by optional
3. Ron White is HOTTTTTTTT!
Posted at 2:21PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Catherine
4. umm i don't think rednecks wear suits douchebag. he's hilarious.
Posted at 2:36PM on Feb 27th 2008 by katie
5. Katie, I am a redneck if ya didn't know. Hence the joke. And yes rednecks wear suits with boots and a cowboy hat all the time.
Posted at 2:39PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Kelli
6. He's totally sober. Hasn't had a drink in 10+ years. Where's the story exactly, other than the fact that he's a celebrity and didn't do anything totally embarassing. And he's right about the BJ.
Posted at 3:16PM on Feb 27th 2008 by EDHGirl
7. His BOOK is one of the best autobiographies that I've ever read, VERY funny and at times painfully honest.. he cuts himself NO slack. Seriously read it.
Posted at 3:44PM on Feb 27th 2008 by CJS
8. Hmmmm an 8 minute BJ? Something tells me it takes a lot longer to get this guy off. Based on the car -- I'll bet there no fear of gagging.
Posted at 3:52PM on Feb 27th 2008 by OoooNooo!
9. if hes sober for 10+ years as someone said here, wtf is he showing adulation to drinking for to others? the guys a liar and a loser if true.
Foxworthy should put him back in the hole he crawled out of if this is the shtick he's pulling on people..how are people to know he's actually sober and doest live the life he portrays and glorifies for others to follow?
shallow
Posted at 4:14PM on Feb 27th 2008 by All I wanna do is have some fun...
10. He's a comedian...which means he's an actor, so you're the loser, shallow
Posted at 4:23PM on Feb 27th 2008 by someofyallridiots
11. thats not just some blue collar dude.... thats Ron Tater Salad White.. hes my fav hes hilarious!!!
Posted at 8:05PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Jackie
12. I adore R.W. As far as Foxworthy goes, he's made me laugh from time to time but homestly, his delivery on stage sounds like someone is tweaking his balls with clothespins.
Posted at 8:37PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Jamie
13. Ron White rocks!
Posted at 11:11PM on Feb 27th 2008 by BigTicket
14. He doesn't drink. TMZ should know that...
Posted at 3:02AM on Feb 28th 2008 by spike the Poet
15. I LOVE RON WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM , LOVE HIM!
Posted at 5:42AM on Feb 28th 2008 by Montana
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