Blue Collar Dude -- Do As I Say, Not As I Do

2/27/2008 2:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ron White from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour swore to our cameraman last night he wouldn't get into his car and get a DWI. Then he proceed to get into his car and drive away. Huh?

In between his promise and the breaking of said promise, White explained how comedy is like oral sex. It makes more sense when he says it.