1. 1St?

Posted at 11:40AM on Feb 27th 2008 by Ali

2. John Mayer is a douche

Posted at 11:41AM on Feb 27th 2008 by douchebag

3. If I were John Mayers, I wouldn't want to be myself either!

Posted at 11:52AM on Feb 27th 2008 by Julie

4. If I were the owner of that guitar, I would have taken my chances with the cops and bashed "gay-boy" Mayer in head with it. But, I'm suffering from PMS...so I'd have a decent excuse. What was John's? Oh, I know, he's a 'tard.

Posted at 12:06PM on Feb 27th 2008 by bitchplz

5. Good grief, will this guy just bugger off already. Does he not realize his antics are hurting his career b/c people are realizing how big of a goof he is?

Posted at 12:16PM on Feb 27th 2008 by agent smith

6. The guy is really a putz . Sure this guy wants to make money off your sig just like you , Mr. Mayer , want to make money off your lame music . It's not the only guy Mayer has pretended to be ... he also pretends to be a sufffering black man singing in New Orleans .....Next time sign it " Willie Dixon "

Posted at 12:35PM on Feb 27th 2008 by I will sign my next Turd with his name

7. Geez, nobody on this site, or atleast in these comments, have a sense of humor.

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 27th 2008 by equivokal123

8. Mayer had the right idea. This autographazzi was less likely a fan and more likely someone wanting to make money off Mayer's name by slapping that pickguard on some cheap Mexicali Strat.

Posted at 12:42PM on Feb 27th 2008 by MJS

9. Is John Mayer really funny? Review the evidence...

http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/21/is-john-mayer-funny/

Posted at 12:43PM on Feb 27th 2008 by ar75

10. i think john mayer is funny, probably could do standup. you people are all dumb. and whats up with the spammers in here?

Posted at 1:14PM on Feb 27th 2008 by thats right

11. Standup...haha, this is the guy has a quirky sense of humour that not everyone shares. He was that kid in school who nobody liked b/c he was weird, probably picked his schnoze and ate it, lol. Being weird is fine but please keep it to yourself. That is directed at you tmz!

Posted at 1:45PM on Feb 27th 2008 by agent smith

12. No one should give this idiot the time of day. Simply put ... He isn't talented enough to deserve the attention he is given.

His publicist must have to work night and day to create the illusion that he owns some intelligence. Pity all that work. John just opens his mouth he removes all doubt... he is just a stupid ass.

The clock is ticking before he just fades away into the obscure as**ole cloud. Here today.. Gone tomorrow.

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Sandy

13. I LOVE HIM.... he is so FUNNY...lol....

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 27th 2008 by jp

14. Seriously, if he didn't want to sign it then he should have just walked away. It was a douche move to sign someone else's name. I am not the type that thinks celebrities owe fans autographs, they definitely have the right to refuse if they want, but still that was a jerky thing to do.

Posted at 3:18PM on Feb 27th 2008 by meh

15. he's an idiot. see what jessica simpson does to people.

Posted at 3:23PM on Feb 27th 2008 by Linda