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Brit's Morning with the Rugrats

2/28/2008 7:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears got a visit from her two children again today, and TMZ spotted a truck from K-Fed's camp parked in front of her Summit home from around 8:30 a.m. until noon.


It doesn't appear that the K-Daddy was at camp Brit, as TMZ spotted him walking back to his house from a neighbor's shortly after Sean Preston and Jayden James were driven back.

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Ali    

1st

2328 days ago
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LIFE IS LIFE    

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY:
This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE:
This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK:
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH:
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME:
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:
This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS:
A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR:
This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH:
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE:
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON:
A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET:
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TODD:
An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

2328 days ago
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someone cares    

WAY............ TO GO BRITNEY, I GLAD YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

2328 days ago
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stop    

249. Its so horrific living with a bipolar, it's similar to 'frenia' but the biggest problem with it is the addiction to the mainia. When you have the mania, you can do absolutely anything, confidence is so natural regardless of the situation, and it is usually associated with high achievers. With the mania comes the low, and it is then you feel totally alienated from the rest of the world, you hate everyone and everyone hates you and you long and yearn for the high to return except it doesn't if you take the accurate medication, so you stop the medication so you can feel for yourself and feel better about those you love. You gain the ability to empathise and feel wretched and guilty about what you have done to those you love. You don't want to hurt them. With the mania it doesn't matter how much money you have the buzz of spending is intoxicating, it's like an orgasm in every pore, and it lasts as long as you shop. With the mania all you look for is attention because you feel so great, you want to be seen. Wearing no underware for her certainly gets you that. Then there is the violence associated with the low because you forget, quite literally to sleep. Why sleep when there is so much you can do especially feeling so fantastic and all the time the world is spinning. It's just like heroin except it is entirely natural and there is no cure, only drugs to balance you out, but with that comes the fear and horror at being 'ordinary' never having that 'fix' again. Never feeling on top of the world. People don't take drugs to stop an addiction, with bipolar, the only way out is drugs and they are not nice drugs, they make your mouth dry, they make you dribble, they make you sleep, they make you sick, but worse of all they don't give you a fix. Britney spears is living this now, and for it she is called a loon, mental case, moron, made fun of, and totally villified by many of you who cannot even begin to consider this mentally ill woman's nightmares. When well she will know as a bipolar, she simply can never truly be trusted with those children, her children she adores and loves as we love ours or our mothers love us. In a manic state, you cannot be trusted to say the right thing, do the right thing, indeed think the right thing. Yet......she is the butt of all your jokes. It would seem so much less horrific to me if we still had a circus of freaks to laugh at because at least they were, in a twisted sort of way accorded some dignity. Britney on the other hand.................

2328 days ago
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Angry Democrat 'Sky Blu' from LMFAO attack GOP Romney on Purpose .    

k fed never around : ? , # 's
kaplan (k fed lawyer) still asking for more money from britney , did adnan make over 1 million for his videos & photos of britney ? m sands (k fed & sam promo hawk) is still defaming britney , and sam lufti might get away with lying to professional and endangering britney .

2328 days ago
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sassy    

i hope everything is going good with her and her boys. im more happy that the boys are seeing mom !!

2328 days ago
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Bonton    

I really hope she gets it together---I think it's absolutely ridic how ppl say K-Fed is a good father--he gets like 35,000 a month in child support and I'm sure that is his motivation---I think he prolly still cares what happens to her but he should be the one taking them to see her not his body guards

2328 days ago
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JMO    

Hey, Where's Therefsa (the f is silent)? Whats up with the poop guidelines?

Glad Britney is seeing her kids, she must be soo happy.

2328 days ago
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just a thought    

Holy Crap the Princess of Darkness is back MARLEE what did you write a noval...your creep me out.. Freak....

2328 days ago
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Jennie    

Seriously, is there a Webmaster for this site? Who is monitoring these absurd comments and why make us check our e-mails and screw up our screens when you obviously post everyone?

I'm glad Britney is finally getting to see her children, and more importantly, that they are getting to see her. I hope she continues to get the help she needs and that her family and the professionals are doing their jobs correctly. Good luck and Godspeed to all of them.

2328 days ago
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DIANE T    


It seems to me that the psychiatric evaluation might be happening along with the therapeutic visitation.

I remember reading that Kevin and Britney had to be evaluated while being together in front of the kids.

I could be completely wrong. This is just my opinion.


2328 days ago
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sandykay    

K-Daddy only gets 12,000 a month. I hope Brit and the boys have a good time.

2328 days ago
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.....    

It's only a matter of time before she starts pimping them out just like her mama did to her. It's all that waste of flesh, spoiled brat skank knows.

2328 days ago
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sandykay    

I hope the boys can sing and make there own money, Brit may not have any left by the time they get older, and we all know K-daddy don't have any. As long as you teach your kids values and respect for others they can live large and have money and still be good people. I wish the best for the kids and her.

2328 days ago
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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

Rugrats? How eloquent.

2328 days ago
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