Fake Fatal Crash - Who Gets the Lead?

Fact: After a quiet dinner, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Eugene Levy and two others cram into a car and head home in high spirits. Fiction: On the way home, they all perish in a car accident. Question: Who would get top billing on the nightly newscast?


Arguments: Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick had an iconic hit, but it was 22 years ago. Eugene Levy has been in a billion movies, but only as a supporting actor. Martin Short killed on SNL, but he should have been killed for Jiminy Glick.

Talk amongst yourselves.



Tags: eugene levy, EugeneLevy, martin short, MartinShort, matthew broderick, MatthewBroderick

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16. Matthew because he's married to horseface and she has a movie coming up

Posted at 1:25PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Thyna

17. i like your site but this is the DUMBEST thing you have ever written about
come on tmz stay on track and find something worth writing about!

Posted at 1:46PM on Feb 28th 2008 by deb

18. Lame.

How about we add Harvey Levin at the wheel?

Posted at 4:21PM on Feb 28th 2008 by TAG

19. This is the worst bloody piece of crap I have ever seen on this site - which says a lot. I think I will take
a few days off from TMZ in protest.

Posted at 1:43PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Kevin

20. You know some of your stories show how much time you have on your hands. Very sick story!

Posted at 1:53PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Jessica rocks

21. Mathew....OF COURSE!.... He is after all Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted at 2:00PM on Feb 28th 2008 by LORI

22. I know this site is meant to be lighthearted, but this piece was really offensive. Give me a break, TMZ, Hypothesizing the death of 3 actors? Even if it is in "fun", I don't think it's funny at all.

The TMZ staff must have had a dark day to be ok with something like this. Please, TMZ, next time these actors blow you off when you try to iinterview them, don't whine that they were mean to you or won't talk to you. You wouldn't deserveit. This story isn't even semi-descent.

Posted at 6:01PM on Feb 28th 2008 by californiadreamer

23. Kim-- : )

Posted at 1:57PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

24. TMZ sucks again no news? send your people home TMZ = LOSER

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 28th 2008 by grabmesome

25. This is horrible. Who the hell come's up witha survey about if someone died. This is seriously disgusting TMZ

Posted at 2:07PM on Feb 28th 2008 by cch

26. this is pretty disgusting, TMZ. HOWEVER, of course SJP's husband would be first. plus, that's alphabetical! ;)

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Miss Penny Lane

27. Oh come on...this is an easy one...

If all those guys died in a car crash, everyone KNOWS who would get the lead.

It would, of course, be Britney Spears! Doesn't her tragic opera of a life trump everything else?

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Wayneman

28. This is the dumbest and quite frankly morbid comment. If 5 TMZ staffers got in an accident including that douche Stein guy, who would be first billed?

A: No one, cause TMZ staffers and elite alike have no souls and have no life as all they do is giggle around a table, looking at pictures they claim they deserve cause a celeb is a public figure. You paparazzi make me sick and this site makes me wish i never learned to read, because now i have to understand why you idiots are still in business. P.S. Half of your staff are a bunch of no talent, pot and pole smoking fools.

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 28th 2008 by tmz blows

29. Matthew Broderick because he's married to SJP

Posted at 2:19PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Amanda

30. C'mon people. Yes it is a slow news day. No, no one was actually hurt. No, no one really wants any of these guys to die.

HYPOTHETICAL-- Assumed to exist by hypothesis, supposed, conjecterual.

Bottom line folks, TMZ is just playing "let's pretend."

Lighten up people. Life is too short. (Or is that Life is Martin Short?)

Posted at 2:31PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

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