Hey Jessica: Hop On and Ride Me!

2/28/2008 6:00 PM PST
Jessica Simpson had a long, long walk from her gate to her car yesterday at JFK, sans entourage, military or otherwise, so TMZ's reporter generously offered to carry her -- not her bags, Jess herself.

We think there's someone out there -- Tony *cough* Romo perhaps -- who might not have found the offer so charming.