Hey Jessica: Hop On and Ride Me!

Jessica Simpson had a long, long walk from her gate to her car yesterday at JFK, sans entourage, military or otherwise, so TMZ's reporter generously offered to carry her -- not her bags, Jess herself.


We think there's someone out there -- Tony *cough* Romo perhaps -- who might not have found the offer so charming.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Simpson

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16. tmz, the lowlife rag for lowlife stories and even lowerlife reporting... that's what happens when you let lowlifes run around saying whatever their empty little heads can think to say to show how "totally cool" they think they are being... "hey, harvey, watch me, watch me!!! harvey, watch what i can say! i can be funny and witty, too!!!" ... quit being such a piece of dung excuse for a web site/tv show and try actually reporting... i know no worse comment to make than that you give tabloids and papparazzi a bad name... you're whale crap in the bottom of the ocean...

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 28th 2008 by poppy

17. i like jessica . she plays the dumb act pretty well but the girl is actually smart .

i always thought her and nik looked a like.

Posted at 4:39PM on Feb 28th 2008 by TMZ1

18. May god have mercy on your soul, for I will not.

Once you have looked into the darkness and survived, You then carry it within yourself always, never able to get rid of it.

I don't want to hate, but thats all you've left me with.

Posted at 4:40PM on Feb 28th 2008 by MarLEE

19. # 14 - you spelled my name wrong. Now who is STUPID???????????????

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 28th 2008 by teresa

20. hey number 19 you dont understand typos? can u figure your name out if it was a typo??? your the dumb ass!

raterd

Posted at 4:44PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

21. ooooooh TERESA that was such a harsh come back---stupid bitch for your 411 alot of ppl spell it with the h

Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 28th 2008 by jazz

22. Good one TERESA...

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 28th 2008 by just a thought

23. typos are for retards. go back to school.

Posted at 4:47PM on Feb 28th 2008 by teresa

24. thanks SAM SUCKS :)

Posted at 4:47PM on Feb 28th 2008 by jazz

25. SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVERRATED. I HATE HER MUSIC AND SHE'S A BEYATCH ON TOP OF IT. GOOD LUCK KEEPING A MAN.

Posted at 4:48PM on Feb 28th 2008 by penny

26. HEY #18 PRINCESS OF DARKNESS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT..YOUR CREEPING ME OUT...FREAK....

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 28th 2008 by just a thought

27. Teresa,
Get over yourself. You just started a battle for no reason. You said you were first but didn't care, but obviously you do because you won't shut up. There has to be something you have to do thats more important than this.

Posted at 4:52PM on Feb 28th 2008 by just my opinion

28. skank

Posted at 4:52PM on Feb 28th 2008 by JuliG

29. lol@ guard dog....good one...she doesn't need a guard dog, though...all she needs is that special little red vest those dogs wear and she's her own guide.....

Posted at 4:54PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Tommy

30. TOO FAR OFF SUBJECT FOR ME TO FOLLOW,

Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Kawalawala

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