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Hey Jessica: Hop On and Ride Me!

Posted Feb 28th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff

Jessica Simpson had a long, long walk from her gate to her car yesterday at JFK, sans entourage, military or otherwise, so TMZ's reporter generously offered to carry her -- not her bags, Jess herself.

We think there's someone out there -- Tony *cough* Romo perhaps -- who might not have found the offer so charming.

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61. HEY SAM, BACK A COUPLE OF PAGES YOU WANTED EVERYONE TO CLAP FOR TERESA.. SO YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN IT TO HER.... MAYBE YOU BETTER GET TO THAT DOC FIRST SINCE YOUR PASSIGN IT OUT...HAHAHAH YOU GO TERESA..

Posted at 5:29PM on Feb 28th 2008 by just a thought

62. OOOOPPPPPPSSSS I DID A TYPO... PASSING...SORRY..SAM...

Posted at 5:31PM on Feb 28th 2008 by just a thought

63. HAHAHAHA I BET YOU FEEL STUPID AS HELL JUST A THOUGHT !!!

ROTFLMAO

Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

64. JUST A THOUGHT I DID HAVE THE CLAP BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT TO ME. YOU DONT REMEMBER ?? YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE DRUGS MY DEAR BECAUSE YOUR MEMORY IS ALL MESSED UP.

BYE JST A THOUGHT!! GO CALL A DOCTOR! 1-800-CALL-ME-A DOCTOR! I CAN SMELL YA FROM HERE!!

Posted at 5:39PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

65. HEYYYYYYYYY JUST A THOUGHT !!! DID U CATCH THAT ????? OMG!!! IM HORRIBLE. WELL IM SURE YOU DID CATCH MY TYPO . I TYPED IN JST INSTEAD OF JUST ..........OMG !! FORGIVE ME FOR THAT ONE !!! WOW !! I JUST HOPE YOU UNDERSTOOD THE TYPO. I APOLIGIZE IF YOU DIDNT

UOYR A UDMB SAS!
COHW

Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

66. Sam, it's time for you to wash you hands and come for dinner.

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam's Mom

67. JAZZ YOUR COOL AND YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO SOME OF THESE IDIOTS ON HERE IF YA DID A TYPO.
I CANT SPELL ALL THAT GREAT LOL BUT I DONT CARE .....

(((SMILE)))

Posted at 5:49PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

68. And take the CAP lock off, my little bundle of joy.

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam's mom

69. ROTFLAMO !!!! UMM OK MOM !!!!! LOL

Posted at 5:53PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

70. you sit down with everyone so i could just look in your eyes because all i wanna do is eat you up. your turning me on big time on here!

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam's Mom

71. your a sicko LMAO!!!

im out of here lol

i have a life and i have things to do !!!

Posted at 5:56PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Sam Sucks

72. i cant wait to hear jessica sing country. i think shes gonna be pretty good at it. thats actually her last chanch at show business because if she isent good i hate to say it but i think shes done :(

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 28th 2008 by SASSY

73. sassy in case u haven't noticed we don't talk about jess on here, we talk about typos

Posted at 6:06PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Ali

74. and sassy you had one chanch= chance

Posted at 6:08PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Ali

75. looks like you had 2.......................

Posted at 6:11PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Ali

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